Five Reasons The Duggars are Sex Machines

Five Reasons The Duggars are Sex Machines

Saturday, September 20, 2008

There's only one thing we know for sure about Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar, parents of 18 kids with a new one on the way: They LOVE to get their freak on.

Momlogic's Momstrosity: It was just announced that the Duggars are going to have yet another baby. Yikes.

As usual, news sources everywhere are jumping on the bandwagon with "Duggar Family Fun Facts:" They've used over 90,000 diapers! They do 200 loads of wash a month! All the kids names start with "J"! Here's one "fun" fact that never seems to make the list:

The Duggars love to get it on....and on and on and on...

Cover the ears of their 18 kids.

Most of us with just a couple of kids find it a challenge to maintain a healthy sex life. So how does Michelle Duggar, a woman who's been pregnant 12 out of her 42 years, find time to have sex -- not to mention finding a moment to herself to wait for the results of her many, many pregnancy tests? We've compiled a list of 5 things you need to know about the Duggar's prolific sex life.

Momlogic's Top 5 Duggar Sex "Facts"

1) Michelle Duggar can get her groove on.
When you've got 18 people calling you Mom, focusing on sex can be a challenge. To get in the mood, does Michelle Duggar work herself into a catatonic state? Is that catatonic state called "sleep"?

2) The Duggars love pregnant sex.
How do we know? Well, the average gap between Duggar pregnancies is 18 months. Guess Mr. Duggar doesn't mind getting sprayed with breast milk every time he touches his wife's breasts/feeding stations during foreplay. Hope he's not lactose intolerant!

3) Duggar sex is quiet sex.
Eighteen kids equals 36 ears -- all listening. Michelle's probably not screaming out Jim Bob's name during orgasm -- otherwise 18 lights instantly go on -- and the Duggar electric bill skyrockets.

4) Duggar sex is at night.
You can bet the Duggars aren't grabbing any "afternoon delight" with 18 kids milling around the house asking for help with homework, to kiss a boo-boo, or who simply need to "latch on" to Mom. Nope, no quickies in the kitchen for the Duggars. The only time they can have sex is under the covers -- under the cover of darkness.

5) Duggar kids know where babies come from.
They come from the bedroom. Every time Ma and Pa Duggar get behind closed doors, odds are you get a new sibling.

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Her vagina is gonna to explode!!!!!!!!!!!!waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! run everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I thnk is their bussiness if they want to keep having children like a couple of cats that once she have her litter she can fall pregnant again =[but please stop showing up like that was a partyy or somthng!

- Idontcarejaja

Posted 08/19/09 12:29 AM

I wonder if there isn’t some jealousy going on? I wonder how bad some sex lives must be to come up with these “jokes”.

- beth aka confusedhomemaker

Posted 09/01/09 01:20 PM

“Why doesn’t your “god” bless the millions of starving and suffering people around the world by relieving them of their poverty, rather than blessing an already oversized family with more brainwashed kids?” M you are right on! Thank “god” someone is actually using their brain.

- t

Posted 09/01/09 01:51 PM

I think that people shouldn’t just keep having children because they are physically able to do so. I don’t give a rip what ya’ll think about my opinion either. :D I also don’t believe for a second that they are just “lah lah lah” having sex and “WHOOPS” we’re pregnant again, because it’s God’s plan. God also gave us free will. That free will allows us to say, “gee, I think I have enough kids, I don’t need anymore” Who said they had to use BIRTH control, ever heard of a CONDOM? To me it makes them look stupid and simple minded…yea, I’ve watched the show and to me it looks like they are brainwashing their daughters at least to be housewives and baby machines. Whatever religion/cult they participate in, I’m glad I’m not part of it.

- Ladybrinx

Posted 09/01/09 03:30 PM

I just have to say to all of you that are saying rude things about the duggers!! “Judge not lest thee be Judged!!!” Just because you could not handle haveing 18 Kids does not mean that the Duggers should not have 18 kids. they are not the wastefull drain on society that you are making them out to be. “buy used and save the difference” is there motto! they dont go out and purchase the newest thing, they get good used items (hey that keeps things that are still in good condition out of our landfills…) they make their own laundry soap, maintain their own cars, use wood heaters to help keep costs down… they are very good at saving money, and doing everything that they can to keep thier waste down. God HAS blessed them, and we should not be saying that they are “BAD” people. I would soooo love to meet the duggers and learn from them how to live the way that they live. GOD BLESS THE DUGGERS!!!

- Angel4924

Posted 09/01/09 04:37 PM

Not every ejaculation deserves a name—George Carlin. Haha

- smitheys

Posted 09/08/09 08:54 PM

Here’s something else we know, “Instead, as they explain, they decided to allow God to determine the number of children they would have.” The Duggars are brain dead.

- noname

Posted 09/29/09 09:27 AM

I think they are a well rounded family. The kids are taught good wholesome family values, that a good life takes work, love, respect, and last but not least…God. They are self sufficient and not in the welfare check line. BUT…I still believe to have that many children is irresponsible. If every couple in the world had that many kids the earth as we know it would not exist! It’s quite possible that the human race would be extinct from starvation and disease. The earth is already overcrowded and even 4 is too many! Every couple should try to do no more procreation other than replacing themselves! Two children are enough!! In past history sometimes a large family was needed to help with running the family farm or ranch. That is not the case today. We owe a little responsibility to humanity and the earth that God put here to sustain us. When God said, “Go forth and multiply” there were only a few people. I think he intended for us to slow it down a little at some point.

- Smokey

Posted 09/29/09 10:32 PM

I come from a some what large family myself 9. 2 of wich are in heaven and alot more complicated then the Duggars. Honestly I understand and respect the Duggars choice. They were financialy indpendant before they had children. Jim Bob owns his own reliststate buisness and as for goods they buy other then food they buy used and save the diffrence. Honstley how they manage to give there children fair amount of atettion one way is they take each of their kids out to eat with just them on their bday. another way is they takem in smaller groups at times on trip with them. and michelle once said they set a little time each day to talk with each child. And they have a buddy system wich makes getting youn

- Amanda-Beth

Posted 11/06/09 01:59 PM

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