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This Playground Has An X-Rating

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Clearly, penises and playgrounds don't mix.

There are many, many things wrong with this video. Here are two: kids sliding down phallic-shaped playground equipment and the bizarre kazoo rendition of Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" as the soundtrack.

Seriously, would you let your kid go down this slide?

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April September 11, 2008, 3:43 PM

This is what it would look like if men could give birth!

Evie September 11, 2008, 7:18 PM

what is the big deal. it’s just a slide— the kids don’t know what they’re sliding down. only the dirty minded parents.

Diane September 11, 2008, 7:30 PM

OMG…hilarious. The kazoo rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody is the icing on cake. Bwahahahaha! Who thinks of this stuff?

a. September 11, 2008, 7:34 PM

I think this is hilarious.

Gilly September 11, 2008, 9:56 PM

Come on. Aren’t the kids in America riddled with enough problems??? Whoever thought of this should grow up.

M.L. September 11, 2008, 11:29 PM

This is disgustig!!!!! I can’t believe someone thought this was ok.

ashley September 12, 2008, 8:10 AM


Anonymous September 12, 2008, 9:16 AM

A penis shaped slide is funny.

proud September 12, 2008, 12:39 PM

This is just so wrong! I am not a prude, infact very far from it…but what is the point of this?

robin  September 12, 2008, 1:59 PM

OK, seriously, people. Lighten up. It’s hysterical! The kazzoo is too much! I laughed out loud.

Reenie October 5, 2009, 11:46 AM

It’s disgusting and innapropriate. Whoever decided this would make a nice playground addition needs therapy. What parent in their right mind would allow such a thing?

Ashley October 5, 2009, 12:05 PM

This is weird, but hilarious. Those kids when they grow up will have something at least interesting to talk about with there friends. Although the person taking the video isn’t letting us see the whole fun slide. Maybe he/she has an obsession with the tip?

johnig October 5, 2009, 11:23 PM

where do babies come from?

mrsleep October 6, 2009, 12:58 PM

Kids should stick to ultra-violence, all this sexual stuff is going to ruin them!

Joe October 7, 2009, 1:45 PM

I agree, Mr Sleep.

God forbid our children should be exposed to this kind of indecency. It’s far more reasonable to sit them down in front of Transformers and GI Joe and let them learn that violence is may not always be the right answer but it’s certainly the most effective.

Keep our children pure!

Mr T October 9, 2009, 10:31 PM

Oh shiiii!
Kids are going to grow up to be murderers / rapists, or at best have tons of sex at a really early age.

I know people who have kids that would be totally against this, who’s kids are complete fuckholes..
and parents who would find this funny, who’s kids are decent people..

Brandon October 11, 2009, 12:34 PM

Actually, it’s not a kazoo version of bohemian rhapsody, it’s a guy who uses his hands to make farting noises. No joke.

Jonny April 11, 2010, 10:07 AM

Thats not a kazoo, thats called “Manualism.” The actual video of it is right here

Janice April 23, 2010, 9:40 PM

My kids will be fine. It’ll be me that will have nightmares.

Glenda May 13, 2010, 10:44 AM

come on, at least you can see the irony of this….right? after all that is where the kids all first came from…LOL

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