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Happy Ending Husband: "I'm Not The Only One"

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Guest blogger Richard: When my wife Gina posted the story about how she encouraged me to get a "Happy Ending," the response from readers was passionate -- to say the least. I'd like to set the record straight.

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• This was a funny dare of sorts between my wife and I, and I have to say it was great to finally "win," wink, wink.

• If my wife wanted to go get a "happy ending" from a masseur, I would be totally fine with it. If she went every week I might get jealous. This was overseas in a shady massage parlor, a once in a lifetime (year) thing.

• Honesty in a relationship is important - the fact that we talked about it beforehand made the whole thing more of a science experiment than a sensual experience.

• These women were pros, not children.

• Half your husbands are getting jerked off without you ever knowing. Really. They were with me. They are lying to you. I'm serious.

Enjoy your sexual repression. Peace.

David Duchovny Jim Bakker

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Anonymous January 18, 2009, 4:36 PM

LOL! I love it that all these women are basically telling you that it was terrible of you to be open with your wife and that it was just as disgusting for her to be open with you.

Jesus Christ, people. Really? So many of you are repressed that it’s ridiculous. I mean, I understand if it’s not for you, but to judge other people on your own moral standards?

First, take a stab at Stanford’s article on “morality”. It’s relative. Get over it.

Second, don’t act like you haven’t had fantasies for other people. Just because these people are courageous, understanding, and loving enough to help each other get there does not mean that they’re “gross”.

It’s actually quite beautiful. The levels of trust must be pretty high, and the selflessness shown is amazing.

So congrats to the author.

phil February 16, 2009, 10:13 AM

ROFL. This is the funniest justify my getting it off with my wife’s permission that I’ve read. What does Richard think he’s really won? What’s his wife going to ask him after his next business trip? Honest is important in marriage but trust is even greater. Where does this couple draw the trust line or I guess it all just ‘relative’. “When your away from home you can only do this dear!” LOL!

Ten Tees January 9, 2011, 1:03 PM

Great article! Enjoyable and fun reading. I’ve just got one observation to offer about shirts.

tabletki na pryszcze April 3, 2011, 7:18 AM

It’s good too read your website again dude, i see some interesting updates here…

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