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I Would Choose TiVo Over My Husband

Wednesday, October 15, 2008
filed under: weird & fun logic

Guest blogger Gina: When he gave me TiVo for Christmas 5 years ago I told my then boyfriend not to expect the same crying-with-joy reaction when he proposed. True to my word, I didn't cry when I got that ring, but getting my DVR remains one of the most pivotal moments in my life.

tivo vs husband

The other day while I was sitting in traffic on my way home from work, I started playing my own solitary game of "Which Would You Rather?" It started because I was thinking about how excited I was to see my husband that night and, not a split second later, I forgot about him and became even more excited that "Grey's Anatomy" was premiering.

I can't imagine that I'd ever have to really choose, but I started thinking that if it really came down to it, could I give up my TV shows for my husband? If I was faced with choice of divorcing my husband or NEVER watching TV again, I think I'd choose TV. Besides the obvious reasons like it would be almost impossible to function socially in society without watching the news or shows, here are some other reasons:

1.) When I want something done, I only have to tell TiVo once.

2.) TiVo doesn't say, "That kind of romance only happens in Hollywood."

3.) I can fast forward the boring parts.

4.) It comes with directions.

5.) I can pick and choose what I see and when I want to see it.

6.) TiVo doesn't judge me when I watch "Making The Band 4" or "The Hills" -- although sometimes it misses the end of the episodes. What's with MTV's scheduling?

7.) It plans ahead.

8.) It's always on time.

9.) No matter how many times you see him, that little TiVo guy still looks cute.

10.) Every few years I get to trade it in for a better model.



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7 comments so far | Post a comment now >>

 
Hilarious! I would also add 11) It can do two things at once.
- Anonymous
Posted 10/15/08 04:17 PM
 
you gotta set it to record 2 min late that way you can catch the end of the episode. trust me..its not just mtv..
- dc
Posted 10/15/08 05:27 PM
 
Funny and true. I would choose TV over my wife.
- Good Call
Posted 10/16/08 02:32 AM
 
I like TiVo it allows me to buy/rent a movie instantly using my remote control. I don’t have to be supervising my kids’ watching, -TiVoKidZone is taking care.
- Nahomi
Posted 10/16/08 10:17 AM
 
Honestly? That is pathetic. Maybe if you spent 15 months with your husband in a combat zone you would feel differently.
- Anonymous
Posted 10/19/08 11:16 AM
 
I believe that lady has more issues than she is admitting if she chooses tivo/tv over her husband. People do not get married to spend life separately. Maybe if she turned off the TV for a month she may get to know her husband again and the issues she outlined would vanish. She is an addict.
- babyboomer
Posted 01/12/09 11:09 PM
 
True TiVo Advocates know exactly what you mean. Right on Gina!
- Rob Fuggetta
Posted 12/11/09 12:46 PM
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