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Momlogic's Jenny: I have been naughty. Really, really naughty. And boy, did my husband like it.

husband checking out wife in sexy nurse outfit

First, there was the Naughty School Girl (a la Britney Spears). Then there was the Naughty Nurse (I made a name tag that said "Nurse Booty"). Then there was the Naughty Dorothy (complete with ruby red PATENT LEATHER slippers).

You see, over the span of eight years, my husband and I have thrown some fantastic costume parties. His birthday is October 31, so we never have to come up with an excuse to have a Halloween party. But for some reason, I've decided to use Halloween/My Husband's Birthday as an excuse to dress provocatively. Okay, slutty.

But that was all PB (that's PRE-BABY). Not only has my body changed since my days of Halloween whore-dom, but so has my frame of mind. As a mommy, I'm a little bit more guarded and conscientious of how I dress. In fact, this past Halloween, I dressed up as a Cowgirl and the baby was a Little Sheriff. Adorable. Of course, had I not given birth four weeks prior and barely squeezing into my maternity jeans, I might have opted for a cute little jean skirt with an open flannel shirt sans nursing bra instead. But that's beside the point....

The point is that it's not that I need to start wearing "mom jeans" and culottes, but I think when it comes to Halloween, it's time for me tone it down and "zip it up." Maybe I'll dress up as Sarah Palin. Tina Fey certainly makes her look sexy...

Do you have a great costume? Tell us what you're dressing up as!


Jenny HerschenkoJenny, author of Perfectly Disheveled, is a writer/producer, and first time mom to a 1 year-old boy.


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6 comments so far | Post a comment now
amanda October 31, 2008, 8:58 AM

I am going as “good luck charm” girl. It looks like a green beer wench custome with a “kiss me” four leaf clover button on my boob. Plus I have a rainbow headband, black choker necklace, and garter with “kiss me” on that. I am going to a pubcrawl in that little outfit. I learned I need to wear some small little boxers underneith or might end up flashing the world on YouTube!

Diane  October 31, 2008, 11:06 AM

Cool.

birdsfly October 31, 2008, 11:39 AM

Where are the comment screeners? I mean, really.

Anonymous November 14, 2008, 5:10 PM

momys very sexy

jimmy  January 6, 2009, 1:33 PM

i was bababaddddd this halloween when i wore a whorish sheep costume with a giant rubber dildo in the crouch, the rest of the night, i cannot recall (all i knoy is it involved a cabbage and two greasy ducklings)

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