My Guy Farts In Public

 

Go for it; fart right at him.

- Anonymous

Posted 10/08/08 10:10 AM

 

 

omg that is too funny and sooo true! my guy does it too and thinks nothing of it. hilarious.

- jackie

Posted 10/08/08 11:18 AM

 

 

I dated a french guy once who would do that. Believe it or not, I always try to be he most polite, thus I never said anything, but he did it once in front of a friend of mine and her reaction was priceless. I do think it’s uncouth though to toot in public.

- cara

Posted 10/08/08 11:26 AM

 

 

omg i’m laughing so hard because it’s true-they”ll never grow up!

- lisa

Posted 10/08/08 12:07 PM

 

 

I totally agree it’s a double standard—it’s like, why can they do it and think it’s funny while we have to hold ours in (pun intended!) Well, i guess we don’t have to, but there are so many things they get away with that we do not..it’s kind of bs… ok ladies—how about we all let our hair grow out and we burb and floss in front of our guys?

- Bree

Posted 10/08/08 12:29 PM

 

 

My husband and I have no qualms about doing anything in front of each other. I burp, use the bathroom with the door open…often times with him in the room if need be, and anything else our bodies feel they need to do. As an ex told me, most men actually find it attractive, he and my husband are among that category. As it’s been explained to me, a women who is that comfortable with who she is and with them, is attractive. Grant it, some men prefer the barbie version…perfect. What it really comes down to is how the people involved feel.

- Heather

Posted 10/08/08 03:26 PM

 

 

has nothing to do with BARBIE—or how someone feels about themselves, that is so judgmental. I totally understand that after a while that would take away the sexiness. Going to the bathroom in front of your husband is one thing, farthing and picking your nose and acting like a guy is another. Some people are just more reserved—has nothing to do with how comfortable they feel with themselves or their partner. But I highly highly doubt, that men find this behavior “attractive”..seriously..

- lisa

Posted 10/08/08 04:40 PM

 

 

This lady doesn’t know much about men, and our bodily functions. Men fart, plain and simple. It’s a normal bodily function. The average person lets it go about 18 times a day. It’s not a matter if it’s attractive or not, it’s women trying to remake men into women. Give me a break!

- Al

Posted 10/08/08 11:22 PM

 

 

Farting is Natural. Taking a dump is natural. EVERYONE has to release.. And its never a good idea to hold it in. It is actually very bad and can cause you to end up in the hospital. There isn’t always a restroom around to run to! So whether we like it or not, you have to do what you gota do! The odor may be groce well too bad.

- Lourdes

Posted 10/09/08 12:15 PM

 

 

OF COURSE it’s normal. OF COURSE it’s what our body does… but why is it acceptable to be disgusting? Aren’t we past the point of primal, animalistic behaviors? Isn’t this a “civilization” where there is basic civility and mutual respect? Thousands of years ago, it was acceptable to bonk your soon-to-be-mate on the head and drag her back to your cave… without trying to sound elitist, I’d like to think I’ve Evolved past that point…

- Charles Orlando

Posted 10/09/08 05:10 PM

 

 

I think it’s hilarious when a man cranks a huge one, but I would find it completely disgusting if a woman did. Is that a double standard? Yes. But here’s a news flash: Men and women are different. Period. The standards of behavior are different. Period.

- Lindsey

Posted 10/24/08 03:10 AM