Momlogic's Momstrosity: I don't know about you, but living in Los Angeles, I don't run into many quaint little red farmhouses on my commute. Try as I may to acquaint my kid with agrarian life, she'll probably never know the joys of slopping a pig or meeting a farmer named Brown. So why are so many children's books and toys designed as if we're all still rooted in farming? Most kids haven't been in spitting distance of any of the animals on your garden-variety See 'n Say.

To combat this glaring omission, I made this Flash version of a realistic See 'n Say -- one for kids who can't tell a foal from a pony.