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Plaster Your Kid's Ass

Friday, October 3, 2008
Forget about bronzing those baby shoes ... the latest trend is baby bum casts!

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If you simply can't stand the idea that your baby's butt will grow up one day, by all means get yourself the Lil Bumkins Baby Bum Casting Kit. The kit comes with everything you need to immortalize your baby's bottom for all time. We wonder, does it come with instructions on how to restrain a screaming child as you try to push them into cold plaster? 

We all know there's nothing as adorable as a squishable baby bum -- but to cover it in plaster as a keepsake? Guaranteed to be more humiliating to your grown-up kid than that nudie bearskin rug snapshot.

Is this "crafty" idea in the same weird category as making mementos out of your placenta?

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This is the dumbest damn thing I have ever heard of. What will the kid think when he/she grows up and there is his/her ass in a frame on the wall. This is weird!
- Dorothy
Posted 10/03/08 09:57 AM
 
That’s hilarious! I guess the folks who do belly casts can hang them up together. The real question is, what do you paint on it? :-)
- Donielle @ Naturally Knocked Up
Posted 10/03/08 10:35 AM
 
hands, feet and now bum? What’d the kids think of ‘em should they see it when they grow up?
- Jo.
Posted 10/03/08 10:35 AM
 
I’d like to cast my own bum - why it’s still perky, before age makes it fall.
- foxymama
Posted 10/03/08 01:14 PM
 
I’m going to plaster my t*ts before they flock to the south.
- Jo
Posted 10/03/08 06:45 PM
 
no thanks.
- a.
Posted 10/03/08 07:23 PM
 
Does it fart?
- Anonymous
Posted 10/03/08 10:33 PM
 
ROFL man that was funny. Ohhh and we should do their heads too.. you know that soft spot on the top LOLOLOL
- Laurie
Posted 10/04/08 02:06 PM
 
I can see doing the hands and feet! Not the but!Come on what’s next?
- Becca
Posted 10/06/08 05:40 AM
 
That is just creepy!!
- CIndy F
Posted 10/06/08 09:41 AM
 
Thats disturbing!
- Delores
Posted 10/06/08 11:36 AM
 
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- rgnhcwpod lopkya
Posted 10/17/08 01:51 AM
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