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Super Skinny Celeb Moms: You're Killing Us!

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You look like skin and bones and you are setting an impossible standard. Seriously, stop it.

madonna very skinny with lourdes

It used to be cute. You fit into those red carpet dresses perfectly and looked perfect in jeans. But now you've gone overboard. Day by day you are shrinking into tiny versions of yourself. Your bones are sticking out. How is this going to affect your little ones?

Plus, it's not fair to us real moms. We have personalities and wants that make it so we have to eat pasta every now and then. And we don't have the time or money either -- no personal trainers or chefs. You are making us look like we are lazy with no will power. Well, you may be onto something, but it's still annoying.

Obviously your size is getting you press -- this article is living proof. But other than that, most people think it's gross. Plus what's the point of living if you can't indulge in a ham and cheese sandwich every once in a while? Go ahead and eat it. I'm sure we'll still be jealous of something you have.

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10 comments so far | Post a comment now
me October 17, 2008, 3:31 PM

wow some of them look horrible!

Anonymous October 17, 2008, 3:32 PM

If the think about - they must be under worse pressure than us because they actually are living up to the standards.

mama_chita October 17, 2008, 4:45 PM

OMG, they look scary in most of those photos. I don’t really think that ‘most people’ use their appearances as a ‘standard.’ Unless it’s a standard of: What NOT to look like….

cara October 17, 2008, 11:25 PM

Aside from Felicity Hoffman, I don’t think any of them look good at all.

meghan October 18, 2008, 1:00 PM

this is pathetic. if you had the money you would probably be thin too. don’t stoop to jealousy. also, i don’t think you should refer to non-celebrity moms as “real moms”. celebrities are real moms too. real moms who work really hard at their figures.
while you were blogging this you could have used that “drive” to do some crunches.

Anonymous October 18, 2008, 8:01 PM

Madonna looks terrible but I’m sure they caught her on bad day. Lourdes is cute and looks just like her mother.

Sandra Deffner October 20, 2008, 5:43 PM

sure Meghan celebrity moms are real mom’s .. real moms that have some one with them taking care of their children 24/7 … you just dont see them in the photo shoots hun .. mayber if you lose the H in megan you would see this lmaooo
my kids will know who there fat mom is atleast and not by reading baout me in a magazine .. ty

Danielle October 21, 2008, 3:47 PM

This article just sounds like one big jealous rant. Big deal if you can’t live up to their standards..and if seeing them in the media is making you so jealous then turn off your tv and go play with your kids…they are the ones you should be proving yourselves to!

Ana October 23, 2008, 3:02 PM

Wow you can really see who the fat bitter people are here!

railroad December 9, 2009, 9:37 PM

Are you serious?? GET A LIFE already and quit looking at celebrities to show you how to live. How pathetic. Don’t like how they present themselves? Then quit giving them so much attention! You don’t like them ‘giving us an impossible standard to live up to’.. then stop looking at them.. and find a new role model. DUH. There you are, among the millions of passive cretins who just accept whatever commercial culture shoves into your collective face. Well, take a stand against it, ignore it, stop feeding it. Who cares about stupid celebrities— they are only as powerful and influential as you allow them to be.

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