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Getting It On at Your Parents' House

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For some, it's a turn-on--but for others, it's the exact opposite.

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When you go away to your folks' house for the holidays, sleeping with your husband or significant other can feel a little strange. After all, your parents are right in the next room! But, depending on your kink factor, that could also be a turn-on for some (because...your parents are right in the next room).

One mom in the office says she never has sex when she's visiting her parents' house. "My husband knows I'm off limits those days," she says. Another single mother found it a turn-on to hook up with her longterm boyfriend in her old childhood bedroom. "Let's just say role-play was involved...and, yes, a pom pom or two made an appearance."

One mom even admitted to booking a suite instead of crashing at the folks' house so she and her husband could get it on. What about you...do you have sex when you're visiting family? Why or why not?



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25 comments so far | Post a comment now
Kirstie November 25, 2008, 11:53 AM

There’s no way I was going to last an entire 3 months of summer break without being with my longterm boyfriend.

I don’t think it’s a bad thing .. just have some respect. We at least waited until we were alone in the house and knew there was no chance of awkwardly getting caught!

just sayin' November 25, 2008, 2:04 PM

We were not the ones having sex, but heard the in laws doing it. awkward!

Anonymous November 25, 2008, 4:26 PM

I’ve been hooking up with my fiance at his parents house for about the last 2 weeks…but we always waited til the house was empty or til everyone was asleep…they have a huge house and the walls are thick…so even though i wasn’t being quiet nobody could hear me…

StriderTB December 4, 2008, 2:36 PM

My life partner and I like to get it on in my parents’ house. He finds it kinky when we do the nasty with my parents right in the next room. He also enjoys touching me under the table during dinner with them right there the whole time!

Lord Poonany Avenger December 4, 2008, 2:38 PM

I think there’s nothing better than donning my magician hat and cape and tearing into my voluptuous bootylicious assistant in her parents room. The only bad time was when her little brother walked in in the midst of out throes of magical luv. But me being the level 87444 magician I am I simply transformed my self into her dad and traumatized that little kid for life! This is the truff.

Brigham Young December 4, 2008, 2:39 PM

Hooking up with my wives at their parents’ houses has never been a problem, provided I don’t bring any of the other wives with me. That can make for a “sticky” situation.

Rouge December 4, 2008, 2:45 PM

I remember one night my mother walking in on me and my boyfriend ‘Strider’ Needless to say, she was horrified at what she saw.

BacDoc December 4, 2008, 2:48 PM

My parents are dead. Having sex on their graves… well… that doesn’t sound too pleasant. Although I would be surprised if they knocked back.

r0bman December 4, 2008, 2:53 PM

The most I have done in their house was to give a BJ to my lover Kai. We didn’t go all the way (not that night anyway), but BOY was it ever a turn on.

Punching Bag Polly December 4, 2008, 3:08 PM

My husband and I have a unique problem along these lines. I can’t climax unless I’m being choked and punched, which obviously can make quite a racket. To suppress some of the sounds of impact along with my gurgles of ecstasy, we purchased a ball gag, boxing gloves, restraints and a choke chain. A lot of gear to all around but then again I don’t need a Hitachi vibrator the size of my forearm, right girls? ;)

So it was last thanksgiving and we we’re at my parents house, going at it as usual. Despite all our technology we were almost caught but it was in a roundabout way. You see, my husband has epilepsy and the light switch to this particular bedroom is located in the hall.

My husband was all set up to deliver a sexy right hook when the lights began to flash on and off rapidly. This caused him to seize right up, he fell off the head and got knocked out cold. So there I am, tied and gagged with an unconscious hubby, wetter than a llama in a hurricane, and it takes him almost an hour to come to. To this day we don’t think anyone knows what actually happened…

LD December 4, 2008, 3:35 PM

I got caught at my in laws, but it didn’t embarrass me as much as it did the dog.

Spin December 4, 2008, 4:04 PM

This Thanksgiving, after dinner, Elmer and I were going at it in the room next to my parents. Usually I’m pretty quiet, but the XXXL anal plug we were using just did me in. Next think I knew, it felt like my colon hit the floor. We had to wake up my parents to take us to the ER.

Rectal Prolapse, ftl. :(

Censor This Rouge December 4, 2008, 4:11 PM

My parents watch… And sometimes they bring friends. This one guy Rouge always wants my husband to IDP him… I have no idea what that is about.

Ninja Foot December 4, 2008, 4:19 PM

My parents like to use a lot of peanut butter….for what I dont know.

Full_Clip December 4, 2008, 5:01 PM

The best part of getting it on is when the wife’s sister is also visiting the ‘rents as well. That way when Full_Clip is softly revealing his fantasy of effing his sister-in-law mid thrust to the ole ball and chain, he can sniff her panties the next day.

Full_Clips_Sister_In_Law December 4, 2008, 5:10 PM

i’m here for the gangbang?

seymour wiener December 4, 2008, 5:23 PM

i have a different situation i want to share. well it was back then i was dating this girl we do it about 4-5 times a week, but then i found out i was adopted and that she was my real sister. well now i live with my real parents and they don’t have a clue about me and my sister and sometimes when they’re gone we still do it.

Ana Love December 4, 2008, 8:52 PM

My brother and I used to have sex all the time at our parents’ house. Thankfully, we were never caught. Now that we are happily married, it is not as big of a deal.

Ana Love

Mike Ock December 4, 2008, 9:51 PM

My boyfriend and me are always looking for ways to heat up the relationship. So, at this years thanksgiving, we decided to do a quickie while everyone was eating dinner. Little did we know that my little brothers room had a faulty door lock. My dad walked in on both of us.

Obese Chess December 4, 2008, 10:11 PM

What, like your parents never did it at your grandparents’ house?


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