Earlier this week, it was reported that superstar chef Gordon Ramsay was having an alleged affair with Sarah Symonds, a woman who's dubbed herself an "affair expert" and written a handbook for the "other woman."

Momlogic's Jayne: Gordon, what kind of a f****** idiot are you? Why would you have an affair with someone who's a professional husband f*****, and makes a living by talking about it.

Gordon, how stupid could you possibly be? Sarah Symonds has been all over TV and the internet flapping her gums about being a mistress. Not only is she proud of it, but she refers to specific men she's been with - although she is polite enough not to mention their names.

It really bothers me that someone as intelligent as you, Gordon Ramsay, would (allegedly) choose to betray his wife and put his family in jeopardy to be with a woman who isn't in the least bit shy about admitting, and in fact flaunting, the fact that she's basically a whore.

Gordon, didn't it ever occur to you that maybe one day sexy Sarah might sell you out? After all, who do you think called the newspapers and told them of your affair? Could it possibly be Sarah? No one will ever know for sure, but I'll bet you a penny for a pound that she had something to do with it. After all, if your (alleged) affair was exposed then your wife might leave you and you'd be free to be with her (at least in her mind).

Gordon, if this allegation of infidelity against you is proven true, maybe next time you'll choose to get up close and personal with someone a little more discreet.