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Imagine if your son or daughter came home from college with THIS in his/her mouth? OMG.

WTH. We cannot believe some of the things kids are trying these days! It makes the nose ring, tongue ring, and belly button ring look totally tame. From tongue tattoos to zippers (this one, we hope, is just Photoshopped) ... this is what your kids might be up to out there in University land...

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Mom of five angels November 21, 2008, 4:31 PM

I consider myself to be a free spirit but this is over the top. Why would anyone do this to themselves. On the other hand that is what everyone asked me when I got my tongue pierced.

TJ November 21, 2008, 5:07 PM
Spookygirl November 21, 2008, 6:04 PM

Thanks for posting that TJ, cause I was gonna say it’s gotta be a fake ;)

gemma November 21, 2008, 6:37 PM

blimey how long would it take to actually do that if it was real…you’d be there for days lol

Mel November 21, 2008, 8:16 PM

OMG, I am so glad that is fake. I would die if my children came home looking like that. It is bad enough that they are getting their tongues pierced. I don’t see all the hype.

Robin December 11, 2008, 1:38 PM

The only thing photo shopped is the zipper…..the tongue split is real…yuck

akumaxkami August 30, 2009, 2:53 AM

I don’t see the problem with it. Body modification is like artwork, and your body is the canvas. Body mods like this take a lot of work and careful execution.

I see this and I think, wow now this is some great artwork.

Anonymous September 14, 2009, 8:14 PM

i completely agree with akumaxkam. and i have a number of piercings and body mods aswell its up to the person what they think is acceptable and what they feel compfertable in. if your comfortable with yourself your happy. if you thinks its unnaceptable its pretty much like me saying to you. you wearing that top is unacceptable your hair style is unaceptable your teeth are unnaceptable. see where im coming from? everyones aloud to have their own opinion and wear what they think is comfertable and feel good in. it doesnt make them a bad person if they have tats or peircings. its just pretty much the same as your wear the skirt or jumper because you think it looks good. who cares what anyone else thinks if you like it go for it =] dont let stereotypical judgemental people let control you! you are your own person and express that! its no1 elses business. i have a numorouse amount of tats from lips ears tongue to even my eyelids. and have a few tattoos. 22 peircings all up and 3 tattoos.

danjames September 14, 2009, 8:24 PM

sorry i ment i have a numourouse amount of piercings from lips ears tongue to even my eyelids. with 20 gauge ear tunnels.

Yikes October 29, 2009, 11:44 AM

It may look like artwork now, but when you’re 70+, it’ll look pretty foolish to have super-droopy earlobes and holes and smudges all over your body. Then that lady with the out-of-style jumper will just be rolling her eyes, glad that what she chose to express herself is easy to change.

Anonymous November 17, 2009, 5:48 PM

Lollll who cares how you look when your 70+
live for the moment.

animouse November 26, 2009, 2:31 PM

What I see when I look at that picture is grose and disgusting. who would do something like that to themselve?? eeeks grazy alert

:) December 6, 2009, 10:49 AM


Alyxxandrea January 10, 2010, 12:07 PM

Oh, come on, guys… it’s just an adaption to the split tongue that’s been around for ages. I doubt highly that this is real, anyway. You could barely talk with that thing in. Everybody needs to chill out. It’s their body, if they want to screw it up, let them (not necessarily aimed at the parents, I ment the people already on the internet have already screwed up).
And on another note; their monroe’s are crooked… thank god they don’t have OCD…

miranda May 14, 2010, 6:15 AM

wow that looks hot!

Manda May 14, 2010, 3:21 PM

crazy mum alert. If you know and trust your kids you’ll know if they do this or not. If you don’t trust them they’ll think what the hell I’ll do it anyway. BAD PARENTING RIGHT THERE.

Lexi June 14, 2010, 7:45 PM

You have your eyelids pierced?!?! That’s gross. God made us the way we are for a reason so why change who we are?

Kris June 16, 2010, 10:12 AM

its fake i promise, the tongue split…is real…so is the stud close to the lip but the second stud and the zipper is fake, o.o the day people start zipping their tongues is the day i swear to never alter my body at all..

Nataliee June 20, 2010, 12:07 PM

people flip out all the time about teenagers getting piercings … no i dont havee any childern but if they feel it makes them accepted in todays world and happier then can you really disagree with it ? i rather allow them to do it then for them to go behind my back and do it .. so piercing are really weird likee this one but whos really gunna judge when im pretty suree most of you allow ur chids to get it and were all a kid once and wanted the things …

Momo September 29, 2010, 12:03 PM

also, lexi. Indeed god did make us the way we are; But im sure you’ve pierced your ears, Dyed your hair.. Done all that typical girl stuff :3

So, Unless you havent. Thats kinda hypocrtical of you.

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