Guest blogger Leslie Adler: Burger King is selling a meat-scented cologne called "Flame." Eau de meat ... just what I want my man to smell like, 'cause when he walks in smelling like a flame broiled burger, the first thought I have is "I gotta have that."

What are they thinking?

Maybe Long John Silvers will get in to the fragrance selling business as well and launch "Scent of Fish." Heck, why limit this to the fast food industry? Maybe our local sanitation departments can beef up their coffers with a fragrance called "Garbage." The ad campaign would be great: "Do you love it when your man smells like garbage?"

Burger King may have something here. Perhaps thinking the way to a woman's heart is through human marinade is not a great insult -- and what they are really doing is helping the women of America ensure their men are faithful. "Here honey, before you go out bowling tonight, spray yourself with this hamburger smelling body spray."

Here's wishing you all a whopper of a holiday season!!!