Pfftt. Some celebs are claiming they've been "affected by the recession." Oh. Really?!

Ok, let's get something straight: many people have been severely affected by the recession -- millions of jobs lost, homes in foreclosure, out of control debt -- livelihoods at stake. So please, Hollywood celebs, spare us the insults when claiming you've been affected by the recession too and that you've had to make cutbacks. Here's who is claiming they've been affected, and what they're doing about it:

Click to see which stars are hurting!

Listen, the recession is one thing you have absolutely no idea about. You've had to "fly commercially?" Yeah, that's real sensitive to the common man...