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Get a Mom Job ... After You Die

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Would you get a nip tuck for your funeral?

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Maybe you've been hesitant about altering your-not-so perky breasts, but as it turns out, corpses may be getting lifts ahead of you. That's right -- morticians are reporting a boost in cosmetic requests for the final event, including smoothing lines and wrinkles, plumping the lips (collagen, anyone?) and rewinding time on breasts that may have started to fall south. One catch -- if you've had a boob job, calf implant or any other procedure involving silicone, those implants will come out when you're on the mortician's table. Said one mortician to MSNBC.com, "Silicone implants will explode. They're like little bombs."

Hmmm ... that kind of makes us rethink that boob job we've been saving up for.

What do you think of Botox on the funeral bed? Comment in the momlogic community.



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