As moms, we love convenience. A day of getting errands done quickly and efficiently makes us as happy as winning the lottery. But since when has the local mall become the place to get services done that used to be deemed private?

First, those massage chairs and team of barely trained therapists ready to caress and prod your parts for a minute at a time, in between returning that hideous sweater and a stop at the food court. Now, there are actually kiosks where you can get your eyebrows and facial hair removed -- right there in front of Baby Gap!

Need a little teeth whitening? Oh yeah, they've got that.

Extensions ... check.

But when did we get so busy that we can't take a few minutes to go behind closed doors to have our hygiene and grooming tended to? Is it suddenly become acceptable to have it all done in front of an audience?

What do you think will be next: Happy endings ... bikini waxes ... portable pap smears?