Public Pap Smears?

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

filed under: health logic

As moms, we love convenience. A day of getting errands done quickly and efficiently makes us as happy as winning the lottery. But since when has the local mall become the place to get services done that used to be deemed private?

First, those massage chairs and team of ~~barely~~ trained therapists ready to caress and prod your parts for a minute at a time, in between returning that hideous sweater and a stop at the food court. Now, there are actually kiosks where you can get your eyebrows and facial hair removed -- right there in front of Baby Gap!

Need a little teeth whitening? Oh yeah, they've got that.

Extensions ... check.

But when did we get so busy that we can't take a few minutes to go behind closed doors to have our hygiene and grooming tended to? Is it suddenly become acceptable to have it all done in front of an audience?

What do you think will be next: Happy endings ... bikini waxes ... portable pap smears?

16 comments so far | Post a comment now >>

when I saw someone’s face being “threaded” I thought THAT is TOO MUCH.

- Anonymous

Posted 12/03/08 10:37 AM

So So True!!!

- Anonymous

Posted 12/03/08 01:21 PM

I’m all for it as long as they limit it to hot teens.

- Uncle Paul

Posted 12/04/08 02:29 PM

I’m all for the pap smears as long as they’re limited to hot teens.

- Uncle Paul

Posted 12/04/08 02:33 PM

Oops, double post. I’m such a n00b.

- Uncle Paul

Posted 12/04/08 02:34 PM

You stuck up prudes need a life. I assume your “significant” others have grown tired of listening to your slightly sociopathic BS and now you have to have your own website for it? I hate it when agoraphobics procreate :(

- Anonymous

Posted 12/04/08 02:45 PM

Last time I smeared my pap on a woman in the mall I got arrested. What is this world coming to?

- Anonymous

Posted 12/04/08 03:58 PM

As long as a minimum distance from the food court is maintained, what’s the problem?

- Full_Clip

Posted 12/04/08 05:19 PM

I service people all of the time in public. What is the big deal? Ana Love

- Ana Love

Posted 12/04/08 08:49 PM

We live in a more open society now and this must be embraced. If women aren’t willing to unleash wild snooch in front of Cinnabon, then why bother getting yoar pap smeared?

- Kelly

Posted 12/04/08 09:18 PM

We live in a more open society now and this must be embraced. If women aren’t willing to unleash wild snooch in front of Cinnabon, then why bother getting yoar pap smeared?

- Kelly

Posted 12/04/08 09:19 PM

I will do them all for free if i can numb the area first. num num num num num num num

- Pap tech

Posted 12/04/08 09:32 PM

That explains the smell.

- Obese Chess

Posted 12/04/08 09:34 PM

keep the fatties out and i don’t see any problems!

- Anonymous

Posted 12/05/08 03:33 AM

I don’t notice any smell.