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As moms, we love convenience. A day of getting errands done quickly and efficiently makes us as happy as winning the lottery. But since when has the local mall become the place to get services done that used to be deemed private?

woman on table at mall

First, those massage chairs and team of barely trained therapists ready to caress and prod your parts for a minute at a time, in between returning that hideous sweater and a stop at the food court. Now, there are actually kiosks where you can get your eyebrows and facial hair removed -- right there in front of Baby Gap!

Need a little teeth whitening? Oh yeah, they've got that.

Extensions ... check.

But when did we get so busy that we can't take a few minutes to go behind closed doors to have our hygiene and grooming tended to? Is it suddenly become acceptable to have it all done in front of an audience?

What do you think will be next: Happy endings ... bikini waxes ... portable pap smears?


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17 comments so far | Post a comment now
Anonymous December 3, 2008, 10:37 AM

when I saw someone’s face being “threaded” I thought THAT is TOO MUCH.

Anonymous December 3, 2008, 1:21 PM

So So True!!!

Uncle Paul December 4, 2008, 2:29 PM

I’m all for it as long as they limit it to hot teens.

Uncle Paul December 4, 2008, 2:33 PM

I’m all for the pap smears as long as they’re limited to hot teens.

Uncle Paul December 4, 2008, 2:34 PM

Oops, double post. I’m such a n00b.

Anonymous December 4, 2008, 2:45 PM

You stuck up prudes need a life. I assume your “significant” others have grown tired of listening to your slightly sociopathic BS and now you have to have your own website for it?

I hate it when agoraphobics procreate :(

Anonymous December 4, 2008, 3:58 PM

Last time I smeared my pap on a woman in the mall I got arrested.
What is this world coming to?

Full_Clip December 4, 2008, 5:19 PM

As long as a minimum distance from the food court is maintained, what’s the problem?

Ana Love December 4, 2008, 8:49 PM

I service people all of the time in public. What is the big deal?

Ana Love

Kelly December 4, 2008, 9:18 PM

We live in a more open society now and this must be embraced. If women aren’t willing to unleash wild snooch in front of Cinnabon, then why bother getting yoar pap smeared?

Kelly December 4, 2008, 9:19 PM

We live in a more open society now and this must be embraced. If women aren’t willing to unleash wild snooch in front of Cinnabon, then why bother getting yoar pap smeared?

Pap tech December 4, 2008, 9:32 PM

I will do them all for free if i can numb the area first.
num num num num num num num

Obese Chess December 4, 2008, 9:34 PM

That explains the smell.

Anonymous December 5, 2008, 3:33 AM

keep the fatties out and i don’t see any problems!

Long John Silver December 6, 2008, 10:52 AM

I don’t notice any smell.

pap lash December 28, 2008, 4:20 PM

make sure you put on the lashes, so you can wink at lookie loos….

Ten Tees January 9, 2011, 9:37 AM

Nice post! Nice reading. There’s a single thing to offer about tee shirts.


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