You gotta read this to believe it.

Lois K. Feldman, a married Iowa mom of three, had one too many at a college football game. Then she went to the bathroom ... and was soon arrested for having sex with a twentysomething stranger named Ross Walsh in the handicapped stall. The catch? She says she doesn't remember a thing!

Feldman, 38, and Ross M. Walsh, 26, were ticketed for indecent conduct after they were reportedly caught engaging in sexual activity in a Metrodome men's restroom handicapped stall during the University of Minnesota Golden Gophers game with the Iowa Hawkeyes. More than a dozen people in the restroom were cheering Feldman and Walsh by the time authorities arrived, a University of Minnesota Police report says.

Feldman acknowledged drinking heavily before the game and says she doesn't remember being in the bathroom.

"I would never ever do that," Feldman said. "My kids are my life. I go to church every Sunday."

Information obtained in police reports and during an interview with University of Minnesota Police Chief Greg Hestness revealed no suggestion or evidence that the incident was anything but consensual on the part of both Walsh and Feldman.

But Feldman tells the Daily Times Herald she may have been drugged or otherwise victimized.

"Everybody thinks something got put in my drink," Feldman said.

Feldman said her husband, Kelly, has been supportive. She said he faults himself for not going with her when she left her seat to use the restroom before halftime.

"I don't know what happened," Feldman told the paper. "But I don't deny that it did happen, because, obviously, there are police reports."

She says the incident has ruined her life. She was fired from an assisted living center, where she had been an administrator.

Who do you believe?