Santa's not perfect. That's why we love him.
Santa's been getting a bad rap. First, in Australia, a Santa was fired for saying "ho ho ho" because someone decided it was demeaning to women -- especially to ho ho hos. Then in 2006 U.S. Surgeon General Steven Galston criticized Santa for being too jolly (AKA fat) and warned that he needs to slim down to help fight obesity. Enough, already! Next they'll be telling us the Easter bunny promotes high cholesterol because of his annual egg distribution.