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One mom explains how porn can save your marriage.

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Guest blogger Karrine Steffans: Last week, I told you how to make his fantasies come to life. Now it's time to kick it up a notch.

I know for some of you this will be the most difficult thing you've done since the first (and possibly last) time you tried a bikini wax. But hold tight, girlfriends, because what I'm about to tell you could possibly save your relationship.

First stop, porn!

Everyone has fantasies. Maybe yours is simply a day away from the children or tripping your mother-in-law down the steps. For men, however, fantasies most likely include sex. Men need variety and for you to use your imagination ... but when all you do is talk about the kids or how tired and stressed you always are, you sort of disqualify yourself from having the starring role in his fantasy. And your replacement? "Sluts with Butts #73."

I know. You want to vomit just thinking about it.

But the solution to this obstacle is simple. Associate yourself with the fantasy!

1. Slip into bed naked with your mate or in a highly provocative, slightly slutty get-up and pop in "Sluts with Butts #73."

2. As he turns on, get him off.

3. No need to try and compete with Miss Pussy Willow on the screen. He'll never meet her and even if he did, she wouldn't want him. Your only competition is yourself.

4. To really turn it up, record yourself in the act and make a new set of porn for your hubby to enjoy starring the both of you. If for no other reason, he'll watch just to see how he performed!

Don't quit on me now, girls! There's so much more to learn and do in the final and third part of our Strippers and Porn series. Stay tuned!

next: Wasted Youth: Freshmen Girls Beware
107 comments so far | Post a comment now
Sister Gloria December 22, 2008, 1:18 PM

kARRINE IS RIGHT! And she could care less about your negative responses and the hate towards her. She’s doing her thing, making money and you sitting up on a website dissing her. Looks like Karrine gets the last laugh after all!

makin my own destiny December 27, 2008, 8:47 AM

to mommy gone crazy…i also clicked on the burger king scent article, doesnt mean i want to buy it. people are just reading articles not trying to find ways to bash Karrine.

to the person that wrote “if you dont like what she’s saying then dont read it”..youre the loser for that statement because it makes ABSOLUTELY no sense. but neither does Karrine, and that is probably where you both gel.

to the “very divorced” woman…im sure that a lack of porn was not the sole demise of your relationship. please enter into reality when you get the opportunity.

you guys are crazy for listening to Karrine, that is evident by the ridiculousness your posts!

Tiffany December 28, 2008, 9:27 PM

What is wrong with woman your listen to this crazy chick! Why have people allow this crazy azz woman to continue to open her mouth.

It obvious she has been deeply wounded and hurt.

some male December 29, 2008, 5:32 PM
you have romance novels, we have porn :)

Karla Williams January 2, 2009, 9:51 PM

To the comment on frigid wives. I am a very happy one, my husband plays with his kids, especially girl toys. Feed them, comfort them, work overtime, console them up day and night. I want him to have his friends back I feel bad. So, I am very experienced with my husband of 10 years because I have had a kool g rap, nothing to brag about. But after that I knew what I wanted and got it and also with my career. Also, still going strong to school for R.N. So we are satisfied emotionally, physically and mentally. No recession could stop this fate.

Erin January 3, 2009, 10:18 PM

I love how this website posted an article how to watch more porn and fantasy but another article saying chick flicks are bad because of the fantasy. Contradiction much. Sorry. But bringing porn in the bedroom to spice things up has nothing to do with the woman. It has to do with the porn. Porn isn’t competition? It is when that’s the thing turning your man on and your just there to be used after he gets excited by all the different and exciting women he was just viewing. How about giving advice about really engaging with your partner? Instead of giving advice about how popping in a porn is going to make you or even him a better lover/closer. It’s not. Watching “girls with butts” ..or whatever doesn’t create real intimacy or even real hottness and sexuality between a man and woman. It creats an enviroment where he get to get turned on by other women and use you to finish the job. He might never meet those girls and they might not actually want him but I find that logic insulting in itself. It’s like saying that if he were to meet those girls and if they did want him, he’d bleep you over in a second. Being the winner by default, which is the situation you pretty much described, doens’t make a you a winner at all. Put the porn down and really try to engage with your partner. Porn is about disconnecting, not connecting.

LaPortia  January 11, 2009, 2:50 PM

Why are we bashing Karrine for her advice? If you dont like what she is saying then move on. All of your men think about other women just as we day dream about Denzel and Brad Pitt. This is why we are on this website looking for “advice”. Please look into yourself before you try to judge. This isnt fair to her or WOMEN in general… I am totally shock by our lack of “sisterhood”!

Lynn January 18, 2009, 4:07 PM

Haha! Cute idea that women think watching porn sometimes is an addiction.

It’s not. It’s actually quite healthy.

Failed sex-lives ahoy!

leslie January 21, 2009, 9:05 PM

watching porn movies adds spice to you sex. my man and i watch different types of porno movies and you dont even get half way thru when your on each other. I recommend porn.

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Richard Sievert November 29, 2009, 7:01 AM

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