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One mom explains how porn can save your marriage.

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Guest blogger Karrine Steffans: Last week, I told you how to make his fantasies come to life. Now it's time to kick it up a notch.

I know for some of you this will be the most difficult thing you've done since the first (and possibly last) time you tried a bikini wax. But hold tight, girlfriends, because what I'm about to tell you could possibly save your relationship.

First stop, porn!

Everyone has fantasies. Maybe yours is simply a day away from the children or tripping your mother-in-law down the steps. For men, however, fantasies most likely include sex. Men need variety and for you to use your imagination ... but when all you do is talk about the kids or how tired and stressed you always are, you sort of disqualify yourself from having the starring role in his fantasy. And your replacement? "Sluts with Butts #73."

I know. You want to vomit just thinking about it.

But the solution to this obstacle is simple. Associate yourself with the fantasy!

1. Slip into bed naked with your mate or in a highly provocative, slightly slutty get-up and pop in "Sluts with Butts #73."

2. As he turns on, get him off.

3. No need to try and compete with Miss Pussy Willow on the screen. He'll never meet her and even if he did, she wouldn't want him. Your only competition is yourself.

4. To really turn it up, record yourself in the act and make a new set of porn for your hubby to enjoy starring the both of you. If for no other reason, he'll watch just to see how he performed!

Don't quit on me now, girls! There's so much more to learn and do in the final and third part of our Strippers and Porn series. Stay tuned!


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