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Your relationship will never be the same.

Couple at strip club

Guest blogger Karrine Steffans says: Bring a stripper home with you! Now that I've gotten you all hot and bothered by suggesting you and your husband enjoy porn together (and even make some of your own), let's talk about your second favorite topic:

Strippers!

The premise is simple. If your man likes strippers, you may want to take the time to find out what he likes about them. Then, take it one step further and accompany him to your local Gentlemen's Club and take a gander for yourself.

Take a walk on the wild side and even get yourself a lap dance!

As prudes everywhere clutch their pearls, I expect the more adventurous women and couples to follow along.

Now, bring what you've seen and what he's told you he likes home with you. No, not in the form of another woman but by becoming your husband's very own live-in stripper!

Indulge in costumes and stilettos and even a pole-dancing class if you're serious about keeping your man at home and out of the nudie bar. Serve his dinner with a side of lap dance and never let a ball game go by without a little half-time entertainment.

Point blank: Keep him interested, keep him guessing and you will keep him at home!

This series has only dealt with the sexual portion of your relationship and, as we all know, there is so much more to a marriage. Question my knowledge if you will, but as a wife, an ex-wife and a past mistress, I have been both cheated with and cheated on. Finally, I found a formula that works for me and maybe, just maybe, could work for you.

All this and more can be found in "The Vixen Manual: How to Find, Seduce and Keep the Man You Want," July 2009. Visit me at Karrine.com for more.


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32 comments so far | Post a comment now
LaPortia  January 11, 2009, 2:42 PM

Women who are not sexual should NOT be married to men who are. If you knew your guy likee strip clubs before you married him then why is it a suprise that he likes this when you get married? Not only that but if your man is going to strip clubs it may not be just to see skin, he may very well just need some attention. Ladies, look at yourselves not ONLY your man.

kyss Major January 13, 2009, 9:21 PM

I used to be in the adult industry KS is basically right,
I personally can say Ionly agree with introducing other woman into the mix if the woman is genuinely BiSEXUAL Look out for my books coming soon
A whores Prayer
and How to Keep your man Away from Women Like Me
booth hitting the store winter 2009

Anonymous January 19, 2009, 11:48 PM

I GUESS SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Demeara February 1, 2009, 1:45 AM

KS I CAME TO THAT CONCLUSION ALSO WHEN I WAS THE MAIN LADY/ AND ALSO THE OTHER LADY! I AGREE FAR AS ENJOYING THE THINGS THAT YOUR MAN WANTS ESPECIALLY WHEN HE IS A GOOD GUY TAKING CARE OF HOME! BECOME THAT STRIPPER FOR HIM, YOU ARE ALREADY HIS WIFE, BE MORE AND U WILL FIND YOURSELF LEARNING MORE ABOUT YOURSELF ALSO! YOU MAY LOVE IT, PLEASING YOUR MAN! KEEPING IT HOT IN YOUR BED!HE GETS IT HOME, WHY SHOULD HE GO OUT!

Anon February 27, 2009, 12:46 AM

I’ll admit I like both sides of the table. I know my DH sort of freaks out if I like a little yaoi, so I will happily go with him to a strip club the check out the chicks. After we’re done and we get home, he can’t keep his hands off me. It’s the same when we watch porn, I usually tell him to imitate the male on the screen. I feel sorry for the prudes and the ME ME ME ladies. I get my yaoi fix w/o him, he doesn’t mind because next thing he knows, he’s got a lap full of hungry l’il me.

lieben March 4, 2009, 6:23 AM

Interessante Informationen.

immobilie March 15, 2009, 11:07 PM

Sehr wertvolle Informationen! Empfehlen!

Ron April 14, 2009, 1:55 PM

Can I say something? A marriage is a societal contract between a man and a woman. It’s based upon some power brokerage or arbitrage, of some sort. In reality, unconditional love does not spawn out of the dating game. People either have that or they don’t so when things like adult films, strippers, and soon ‘escorts’ start to enter the scene then the arbitrage situation changes. In effect, the man becomes “single again” and is able to explore outside of his societal obligations. Therefore, for the average couple, I don’t recommend doing anything outside of what society expects. Yes, it’s boring but then that’s what you signed up for. If you’re perhaps a more refined pair then perhaps you can stay *friends* (for the sake of household harmony and financial well being) but have affairs on the side like folks in Japan a/o western Europe. If my comments imply that I don’t have faith in long term romantic relationship then you’d inferred correctly. The 50 % divorce rate should tell you that.

Olivia  May 24, 2009, 11:14 PM

my husband and I visit strip clubs often, and we have a great time together! I actually get more action than my husband does! My husband and I have an AWESOME sex life and an AWESOME marriage with our 5 beautiful children, Some women are secure enough to do certain things in life and some women are not! and WHATEVER the decission shall be, no woman should ever be put down for how they choose to run their SEX LIVES! HAPPY LOVE MAKING TO ALL!

Laurin July 6, 2010, 2:18 PM

As a Christian woman, I find this as singul. When two people get married, they become one. Not husband wife and stripper. If any ladies out there agree with me, the safest thing to do is to make sure that the man you choose to be with agrees too that way you know he is committed to you and you only eyes and all. I have been so blessed. I am 21 years old and I have been happily married for 1 month now. I was with my since my senior year in high school. I discussed my beliefs and Christian morals with him. I told him to be honest and truthful. He surprisingly had the same morals as me which is less common now with people, especially men.

laurin July 6, 2010, 2:19 PM

As a Christian woman, I find this as sinful. When two people get married, they become one. Not husband wife and stripper. If any ladies out there agree with me, the safest thing to do is to make sure that the man you choose to be with agrees too that way you know he is committed to you and you only eyes and all. I have been so blessed. I am 21 years old and I have been happily married for 1 month now. I was with my since my senior year in high school. I discussed my beliefs and Christian morals with him. I told him to be honest and truthful. He surprisingly had the same morals as me which is less common now with people, especially men.

smallfrie2 December 14, 2010, 4:23 AM

if your not secure enough to feel your husband can go out with his buddies and watch naked women or half naked women and will return home to you to take care of his horney ways then like others said YOU be his stripper. i have been married for 20 years and know being together that long can present boredom and need to spice things up sometimes. Dont have to be stripping but something completly out of the norm. for yall and something shocking. Dont hurt to be daring and re light that flame to a HIGH HOT temp. May get you more attention than you bargain for.


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