"Dirty Jobs" Is One Mom's Dirty Secret

"Dirty Jobs" Is One Mom's Dirty Secret

Thursday, January 8, 2009

filed under: Radical Mommy

Radical Mommy: How on earth could a show called "Dirty Jobs" possibly be like porn to someone? Well, let me tell you how, when the host is none other that the cutest, hottest, manliest, sh*t shoveling, cockroach wrangling, sewer cleaning, alligator wrestling Mike Rowe.

In case you haven't seen the show, let me fill you in. Mikey travels the country exploring some of the countries' dirtiest jobs and the people who do them. I never on Earth thought that I would like a show that shows cow pustules being squeezed, whales being autopsied and pigs being wrangled -- but low and behold, not only do I like it -- I lust it.

I love the site of Mike's big rippling muscles tightening and flexing as he lowers himself into a pit of stinky sludge. I love the site of his teeny, tight tush as he cleans rotting garbage out of a sinkhole and I love way he laughs after hauling ass after runaway mules.

I'm sorry, but every time Mikey even mentions the word "dirty" all I can think about is getting dirty with him. And I fear that my "love/lust" for Mike might be growing because last night I had a full on sex dream about my hunky poo slinger -- a dream that was so real that when I woke up, I was sad that it was over.

So what is it about a man who's not afraid to get into a septic tank, clean out a sewer or worst of all, stick his hand up a cows ass that I find do attractive? Well, it's all the disgusting things he does that makes him so damned HOT. I mean, what kind of man can make scrapping putrid turds out of a broken toilet look gooooood? Only Mike. And if he can make that look good, I can only imagine how good I would think he looked in bed.

I know that nothing will ever come of my dirty fantasies, but it's nice to know that when my son wants to watch TV, I can get some too.

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He is soooooo HOT!!!!! Sexy voice too!

- ashley

Posted 01/08/09 07:47 AM

He is really good looking and that voice is awsome. He is also pretty witty and has a great sense of humor. My family has watched him for years now. He has a really great singing voice as well and some good points of views on things. I think that we all could learn a lot from him.

- Wendi

Posted 01/08/09 08:34 AM

Oh yeah, Mike Rowe… He is a hunk in every way. our family too has been watching his show and i can see why so many women lust after him, his beautiful eyes, great voice, witty humor, it seems every thing he does is in a way, hot! see you next Tuesday Mike, along with every other woman that has fallen in this lust for Mike Rowe.

- ~me~

Posted 01/08/09 10:29 AM

Am I the only one who thinks you guys are crazy? You know whos hot- Bear Grylls from man vs wild. Now theres a man. I’d rather have a guy that knows how to keep us alive in any situation than a man who knows how to clean up crap!

- Val

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