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"Dirty Jobs" Is One Mom's Dirty Secret

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Radical Mommy: How on earth could a show called "Dirty Jobs" possibly be like porn to someone? Well, let me tell you how, when the host is none other that the cutest, hottest, manliest, sh*t shoveling, cockroach wrangling, sewer cleaning, alligator wrestling Mike Rowe.

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In case you haven't seen the show, let me fill you in. Mikey travels the country exploring some of the countries' dirtiest jobs and the people who do them. I never on Earth thought that I would like a show that shows cow pustules being squeezed, whales being autopsied and pigs being wrangled -- but low and behold, not only do I like it -- I lust it.

I love the site of Mike's big rippling muscles tightening and flexing as he lowers himself into a pit of stinky sludge. I love the site of his teeny, tight tush as he cleans rotting garbage out of a sinkhole and I love way he laughs after hauling ass after runaway mules.

I'm sorry, but every time Mikey even mentions the word "dirty" all I can think about is getting dirty with him. And I fear that my "love/lust" for Mike might be growing because last night I had a full on sex dream about my hunky poo slinger -- a dream that was so real that when I woke up, I was sad that it was over.

So what is it about a man who's not afraid to get into a septic tank, clean out a sewer or worst of all, stick his hand up a cows ass that I find do attractive? Well, it's all the disgusting things he does that makes him so damned HOT. I mean, what kind of man can make scrapping putrid turds out of a broken toilet look gooooood? Only Mike. And if he can make that look good, I can only imagine how good I would think he looked in bed.

I know that nothing will ever come of my dirty fantasies, but it's nice to know that when my son wants to watch TV, I can get some too.

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ashley January 8, 2009, 7:47 AM

He is soooooo HOT!!!!! Sexy voice too!

Wendi January 8, 2009, 8:34 AM

He is really good looking and that voice is awsome. He is also pretty witty and has a great sense of humor. My family has watched him for years now. He has a really great singing voice as well and some good points of views on things. I think that we all could learn a lot from him.

~me~ January 8, 2009, 10:29 AM

Oh yeah, Mike Rowe… He is a hunk in every way. our family too has been watching his show and i can see why so many women lust after him, his beautiful eyes, great voice, witty humor, it seems every thing he does is in a way, hot! see you next Tuesday Mike, along with every other woman that has fallen in this lust for Mike Rowe.

Val January 8, 2009, 2:56 PM

Am I the only one who thinks you guys are crazy? You know whos hot- Bear Grylls from man vs wild. Now theres a man. I’d rather have a guy that knows how to keep us alive in any situation than a man who knows how to clean up crap!

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