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Guest blogger Karrine Steffans: Recently, I realized that many of my girlfriends are still having a difficult time coming to grips with the gift of oral sex ... that is, when they are not the ones on the receiving end of the gifting!

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Some men could care less and have no or little need for oral copulation -- and if this is your husband, congratulations, girl! However, more often than not, giving and receiving oral sex is a large part of a couple's sexual relationship and often times, for women, the most unpleasant.

If the slobbing of the knob is a big deal to your hubby, you owe it to him, yourself and to your marriage to at least give it an honest, wholehearted try.

After all, a man will either marry a woman who wants to have sex with him or cheat on his wife with one.

Pick a side, ladies, and if you are determined to give your husband what he wants and needs from you, prepare to prepare the penis and its surrounding areas.

The fact is, penises are not the prettiest or best-smelling things in the world, sometimes, and our men may need a little help with their manscaping, among other things ... like not gagging us half to death with the hair down there! Introduce him to the products and rituals that can help you be at ease down south and, soon, he'll like it too!

Trimming, waxing, wipes, powder and alcohol-free scented products are a great start. Let your mate know that there is nothing feminine about taking extra special care of his special place, but also, please let him know it's not so special right after he finishes playing ball with the boys! Ugh!

All this and more can be found in The Vixen Manual: How to Find, Seduce and Keep the Man You Want, which hits stores July 13th. Preorder now and receive any time after June 24th.  Visit for more.

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thetruthsayer March 18, 2009, 12:37 AM

Now that’s an a** kisser just above this comment. Keep going with your “Captain Save a Ho” mission. I’ll donate a penny for you to shut up!!!

Nicole May 24, 2009, 1:18 PM

I like to live by Newton’s third law, sure it’s in regards to motion, but I think it’s catchy for the bedroom and gets a point across- For every action there’s an opposite but equal reaction. Therefore, if he wants oral, I get oral. If he wants to do things to my bum, I get to do things to his. If he wants to do something degrading and humiliating, fine, so do I. So if he’s not satisfied with the blows I give, well, he’s got a lot of improving on the carpet cleaning he’s doing. If he’s going to leave over something so mundane, then he’s not worth my time. Period.

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Anonymous October 10, 2009, 4:14 PM

This is dumb. You have failed as a wife if you ever do this.

Ten Tees January 9, 2011, 1:13 PM

Nice site! Nice to read. I just have a point to offer about t-shirts.

Sarah March 12, 2011, 10:53 AM

Please do not condemn the author. This is the love and sex section for moms. And if it was the car repair section for dads, I would hope the author had A LOT more experience with cars than most. And I mean all kinds of automobiles and things with engines. She obviously knows her stuff, take it for what it is worth, keep your morals and ideals in your marriage, and do not be afraid to learn from the experiences of others.

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