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Peach Vagina For Display Purposes Only

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Today, an ebay auction wins the weird award.

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Here's the description posted on eBay for this must have item of the year. Bidding is now up to $12.51!

"Before Christmas, I had bought a bunch of mixed dried fruit from the local bulk store. The very last piece of fruit to eat was this peach. I pulled it out, took a look at it, and thought 'Wow! This looks like a vagina right out of a anatomy text book!' So here it is up for auction. It weighs about 16 grams (0.6 oz) and measure 7 cm (3 inches) high, 4 cm (1.5 inches) wide and 1 cm (0.4 inches) thick.

This peach is not for eating!! It's been very well handled. It's for display purposes only.

Aside from the shipping prices listed below, I can ship regular letter mail, but that means it's uninsured and will not be packed very securely. Prices for that are $1 to Canada, $1.25 to United States and $2.50 elsewhere.

If you have any questions at all, feel free to contact me..

Um, we have a question, are you also selling cucumbers?


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4 comments so far | Post a comment now
Miranda January 20, 2009, 12:29 AM

That is disgusting.

Sydney January 20, 2009, 1:21 AM

what the hell? Essence, why dont you post a story more newsworthy that this nasty story?

Anonymous August 12, 2009, 6:59 PM

AAAW YEAH!

matt3046 August 12, 2009, 7:08 PM

Looks like your moms.


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