Think you understand what men think? Think again...
momlogic's Jenny: Yesterday, I stumbled upon askmen.com, a website I can only assume is geared towards, duh, men. Apparently, every year they compile a list of the Top 99 women from the year. Last year, Katherine Heigl was named the No.1 Most Desirable Woman. This year, men must have been as annoyed with the dead-Denny-Duquette-sex plot line as I was, because she came in at No. 81. Ouch.
Every year, voters from all over the world are asked to look beyond sex appeal and beauty to pick women who have the characteristics they value most in a potential companion, like "intelligence, humor, charisma and ambition." Based on those attributes, you'd think Tina Fey would come in at least in the top 10, right? Nope. Tina ranked No. 97 Most Desirable Woman of 2009. Apparently, men do like funny women. But "witty" sort of pales in comparison when put up next to Jessica Alba's slammin' post-baby bod ... she came in at No.15.
Some stats: Anne Hathaway was ranked #5, while the curvaceous and gorgeous Beyonce Knowles was ranked #50. (Apparently, men do not appreciate being told they've gotta put a ring on it.) I didn't even see the sexy Salma Hayak on the list and was also shocked to see Angelina Jolie rank #42. New mom Halle Berry came in at #13. Britney Spears, #90, finally made it back on the list after being off since 2005. (Apparently, men do not like crazy.) I was most disappointed to see my girl crush Kate Winslet coming in dead last at #99, when someone like Anna Paquin (seriously?!) ranked #71.
According to men, the top ten Most Desirable Women of 2009 are:
10. Kate Beckinsale (Totally hot mama!)
9. Kristen Bell (Ehh...)
8. Rihanna (Sure, why not...)
7. Scarlett Johansson (Hot.)
6. Alessandra Ambrosio (Pretty.)
5. Anne Hathaway (Uh, booooring.)
4. Keeley Hazell (32DD-26-32. Duh.)
3. Marisa Miller (Sexy.)
2. Megan Fox (Gorg.)
And the No. 1 Most Desirable Woman, according to men around the globe, is ...
When I asked my husband what he thought of Eva Mendes as the Most Desirable Woman of 2009, he quickly said: "WHO?!"
Thus, it is official: I will never understand men.
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