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Do It Five Different Ways This Valentine's Day

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**Warning -- graphic content!**

Romance, Shromance. It's time to turn up the heat have a V-Day sex like a rock star!

woman on top of man

Video vixen Karrine Steffans offers her sexy tips on how to make this a night he'll never forget!

1. Step Out of Your Comfort Zone: Please, by all means, do something you said you would never do. Watch a little porn, try a little back door action, a little oral ... hell, try a little bit of everything! Go nuts, lose control -- don a wig and a costume. Be the sort of woman you've never wanted to be! Go for it ... I won't tell!

2. Play with Your Food: You know that leftover birthday cake from your aunt's 75th birthday? Go get it and feed it to your husband. Then smear that butter cream icing all over his flaccid friend. With cream this sweet, you'll be sure to swallow ... the icing of course! Ah, the sweet taste of ... well, you know.

3. Trade Places: Ever wanted to wear the pants in bed? Dominate your man on V-Day. Whip him around like a rag doll and spank him for a change! You do the thrusting; you do the dirty talking and then tell him to take it like a woman!

4. The Great Outdoors: Star light, star bright, f**k your man outside tonight! Whether on the 27th floor balcony of a hotel or on your own lawn, find a spot in the open air and make love the way it was intended -- wet and wild!

5. Lights, Camera, Action!: You know you've wanted to but were afraid to see what you look like in the act! But, now is the time; put on a show, a little strip tease, a sexy little dance, ravish his body, rock him to his core, make him beg for more -- and capture it all on video! Be his very own sex scene goddess -- and whether you destroy the evidence by sunrise or start a collection, the memory of this night will wow him for many nights to come. Pun intended.

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7 comments so far | Post a comment now
Sue February 16, 2009, 1:29 PM

Put the crack pipe down! Who takes advice from a woman whose only claim to fame is that her mouth is a human toilet. Every man she is allegedly “with” denies knowing her, marries someone else, treats her like a jump-off and uses her for what she is good for.

Sadly, in her delusion Superhead actually believes that she is more than a curiosity. Her demeanor and story changes with her audience. It’s hilarious watching her feign respectability. Superhead is still turning tricks; she simply upgraded from back seats and alleys. Superhead advice isn’t Momlogic; it isn’t logical at all.

joi February 16, 2009, 9:26 PM

Karrine is obviously a lost soul. However, I dont hate on her she wanted to be famous and she used the one thing she was good at to get there. Hell I purchased both books and I pray for you Karrine.

deaddrift February 18, 2009, 1:19 AM

The only thing about this article that really strikes me as questionable is the suggestion to do it outside… in February….

the RAW March 4, 2009, 10:41 PM

all yall Beexhes mad at mrs Steffans but think about how many D’s ya’ll sucked and swallowed for free..she got paid 10 stacks a pop..her mouth made her millions. do either one of you have that?

deja April 17, 2009, 11:06 PM

he without sin cast the first stone get off her back I would love some ideas im in a new relationship and want to spice things up any ideas

Anonymous August 4, 2009, 5:19 PM

Oh goodness people. If you don’t like what Karrine has to say, then why do you find yourselves here to comment on her blogs? Get a life! She’s probably happier than most of you.

TR August 4, 2009, 5:25 PM

Oh goodness people. If you don’t like Karrine and what she has to say, then why do you find yourselves here to comment on her blogs? Get a life! She’s probably happier than most of you anyway.

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