**Warning -- graphic content!**

Romance, Shromance. It's time to turn up the heat have a V-Day sex like a rock star!

Video vixen Karrine Steffans offers her sexy tips on how to make this a night he'll never forget!

1. Step Out of Your Comfort Zone: Please, by all means, do something you said you would never do. Watch a little porn, try a little back door action, a little oral ... hell, try a little bit of everything! Go nuts, lose control -- don a wig and a costume. Be the sort of woman you've never wanted to be! Go for it ... I won't tell!

2. Play with Your Food: You know that leftover birthday cake from your aunt's 75th birthday? Go get it and feed it to your husband. Then smear that butter cream icing all over his flaccid friend. With cream this sweet, you'll be sure to swallow ... the icing of course! Ah, the sweet taste of ... well, you know.

3. Trade Places: Ever wanted to wear the pants in bed? Dominate your man on V-Day. Whip him around like a rag doll and spank him for a change! You do the thrusting; you do the dirty talking and then tell him to take it like a woman!

4. The Great Outdoors: Star light, star bright, f**k your man outside tonight! Whether on the 27th floor balcony of a hotel or on your own lawn, find a spot in the open air and make love the way it was intended -- wet and wild!

5. Lights, Camera, Action!: You know you've wanted to but were afraid to see what you look like in the act! But, now is the time; put on a show, a little strip tease, a sexy little dance, ravish his body, rock him to his core, make him beg for more -- and capture it all on video! Be his very own sex scene goddess -- and whether you destroy the evidence by sunrise or start a collection, the memory of this night will wow him for many nights to come. Pun intended.

Karrine Steffans is a stay-at-home mother of two. A New York Times best-selling author, she is a pop culture figure who has injected her real-life experiences into advice for a new generation of women and demographics commonly overlooked.