Have Sex with Yourself Day

Have Sex with Yourself Day

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

filed under: single mom seeking

My vibrator got lost in the mail.

Guest blogger Rachel Sarah: It's already Tuesday and I don't have a date for Valentine's Day.

But I'm not worried. Rather than sitting on my butt all night and eating chocolate, I've had a master plan for more than a month:

I'm going to have sex with myself.

Sorry if that sounds crude. Maybe I should have said, "I'm going to make love with myself." Yes, that does sound better, doesn't it?

Being the planner that I am -- every single woman needs a game plan before any holiday, right? -- I ordered my "Orchid G" three weeks ago.

Since then, I've been bragging to my married friends about my fantastic purchase from Babeland. ("Next time you 'water your flower' ... try this pretty posy of a vibrator.")

I've secretly renamed it my "hydrating flower" -- and they've teased me, "Your hydrating flower arrived yet?"

Actually, no. I even picked up the AA batteries. It should be here by now! Valentine's Day is in four days. Where's my hydrating flower?

So, while writing this post, I emailed Babeland, and got an apology right back: "It looks like it got lost in the mail."

Say what? They're sending another one, but this is cutting it pretty close.

Between you and me, I think that someone else might be enjoying my hydrating flower. Well, at least one of us will be having a wet Valentine's Day. And there's no forecast for rain here.

Rachel Sarah, a.k.a. "Single Mom Seeking," blogs at SingleMomSeeking.com and co-founded SingleMommyHood.com, the first-ever website to offer "a whole new way to think about single parenting."

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Oh, this is one of my newer purchases and I love it! Warning tho…it’s noisy! Very noisy! Think thunderstorms while it’s raining :-)

- bad mummy

Posted 02/10/09 02:51 PM

You go girl. I wish I could say something sexier than wet Valentine’s Day but… you’ve left me speechless here. :)

- T

Posted 02/10/09 03:50 PM

Does anyone else find it ironic that there is a social bookmarking service at the top of this article called “Buzz Up”?

- John F

Posted 02/10/09 04:57 PM

bad mummy: Oh no, I hadn’t realized it was SO noisy! That’s always something to take into consideration for sure… Ah, thanks T! And John F., you crack me UP!

- single mom seeking

Posted 02/10/09 07:01 PM

This is when fingers come in handy. I mean, how else to explain why we have 10 of them!?!?!

- Kat Wilder

Posted 02/11/09 01:52 AM

I truly hope you enjoyed yourself. Here’s to you!!!

- Brenda

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