He wanted me and my husband to see how long it was. But I didn't know what to say!
DudesMommy: Yesterday, my 8-year-old son called me and my husband into the bathroom to show us how long his penis was. Gulp!
He was really proud of his "mini-boner" and wanted us both to see.
I instantly looked away. I wasn't exactly sure WHAT to say.
My husband goes, "That's good-sized, buddy!" and I'm sure would have high-fived him if my son hadn't been going number two at the time.
After a few seconds, it deflated and my son said, "Darn, I lost it!" I took that as my exit cue, and my husband and I had a good chuckle in the kitchen.
I was happy THAT was over.
A few minutes later, I heard my son shriek: "Mommy! Daddy! Come here! It's back ... and it's BIGGER this time!"
Oh, boy. Being the mom of a son is one wild ride!
Do your boys like to show you their penises, or am I the only one?