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PiscesEight Octomom Reality Show Ideas!
You can almost hear the Hollywood pitches now: "It's VH1's 'Anna Nicole Smith Show' meets 'John and Kate Plus Eight.'" Sad but true ... trainwrecks and litters of children equal high ratings.
We better get used to the idea: Nadya Suleman isn't going away anytime soon. So if you can't beat 'em -- join 'em! Here are a few ideas for possible Octomom reality show appearances:
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The Bachelorette |
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Nadya and Nobody Plus 14 The single mom and her family of 14 all live together in a giant shoe. Cameras follow the family 24/7. Most of the show is filmed inside the massive lace-up boot -- except for the octomom's weekly excursions to her various nail and plastic surgery appointments. |
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The Gosselin, Suleman, Duggar Playdate Special! 40 children all under one roof tear a house apart down to the studs. Shot in real time in one 30-minute episode. |
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Extreme Makeover: Vaginal Rejuvenation Edition
Yeah, she had a C-section, but STILL you just know her private bits are knocked apart --after all she had eight babies crushing down on her "vajaja" for 8 months. Imagine how thrilled she'll be when she gets that first look in her hand-held mirror! |
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The Biggest GAINER Just like the NBC hit "The Biggest Loser," but instead the octoplets are pitted against each other to see who can reach a healthy birth weight. First one to break six pounds and breathe unassisted wins! |
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Fear Factor: Octuplets Edition Contestants are lowered into the Suleman home on a harness. Whoever can demonstrate the guts and determination to endure one round of octuplet diaper changes wins the grand prize -- a lifetime supply of birth control. |
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The Not-So-Amazing Race No far-flung adventures for the Suleman family. Their mission is closer to home. Nadya and her 14 kids must travel 5.5 miles to the nearest Costco and back without A) Having a nervous breakdown or B) Losing one of the children in the parking lot. |
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Hell's Kitchen It's tense in the kitchen as Suleman attempts to simultaneously breastfeed her octuplets and make a Beef Wellington and risotto dinner. Gordon Ramsey berates her throughout the process, causing her and all 14 children to burst into inconsolable tears. |
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Sadly I’d would watch all of these. I’m a reality show junkie.
I like the The Gosselin, Suleman, Duggar Playdate Special. THAT would be HILarious. You’d have Michelle’s kids making Tater Casserole, the Gosselins playing red rover with the oldest Suleman kids while the octobabies screamed and crapped themselves over and over. Good times.
Love, love, LOOOVE these. I’d PAY to watch Gordon Ramsey tear into octomom….
I can’t believe TLC would even give her the time of day…
OMG, this is TOO funny!!!
My fascination with this story is like a guilty secret. Surely there are enough people like me that she could sell exclusive rights to photos and interviews for enough money to take care of everything. Why hasn’t she made a deal yet? It makes me wonder- I mean I think a tabloid would offer her a million per year to be her exclusive outlet - is she holding out to get even more?
I’M damm SURE I would not watch her show if she had one.
with this world in the toilet and everyone struggling to pay rent and gas while they work their buns off and take responsible actions and live by a decent code of ethics…..OCTOMOM gets a reality tv show. SHE is never going to have to worry about money anymore will she? The rest of us do, but she won’t. She gets rewarded for watching her children starve while she spends tax payer money on Jolie-esque plastic surgery (it is always the nut-jobs that are so in love with Jolie). Thanks Hollywood for this new all time low. Obama, your hero, who you all endorced, is trying to make the country a better place, but you won’t help at all by showing just a little responsibility and ethics with what you put on the air. You just drive off in a Prius.
I think that this is sad and just flat out wrong. one the doctor was wrong for inplanting that many eggs. and she is just pathetic for wanting this and she wants more. take care of the six you have now and then try and take care of the other ones. that is probably the only reason she had all of these babies is to get one tv. and i do not think she looks like angela either.. get a job and raise your children the right way with love not making yourself famous..
If she does ever get a reality show, please don’t be stupid and watch. If you do you are just supporting this kind of behavior and we will only get more explotation TV. Write to the sponsors and tell them you will not buy their products.
Remember when TV was funny and had interesting shows? Now any foul mouthed person with no morals can have their own show. The more outragious the behavior the better. Do we really have to question what is wrong with the world?
Octo-mom is stupid. Reality tv is stupid and proof that Hollywood has no originality left. You’re all mindless sheep. I feel sorry for you and those 14 innocent children you want to help exploit.
Octo-mom is stupid. Reality tv is stupid and proof that Hollywood has no originality left. You’re all mindless sheep. I feel sorry for those 14 innocent children you want to help exploit. I feel nothing for you.
Octo-mom is stupid. Reality tv is stupid and proof that Hollywood has no originality left. You’re all mindless sheep. I feel sorry for those 14 innocent children you want to help exploit. I feel nothing for you.
Octo-mom is stupid. Reality tv is stupid and proof that Hollywood has no originality left. You’re all mindless sheep. I feel sorry for those 14 innocent children you want to help exploit. I feel nothing for you.
This woman makes me sick!!!!! What about the children??? Have we totaly lost sight of what’s important?? I will NOT watch any tv show that glorifies this sort of behavior. I am thoroughly disgusted with all of this!!! I actually hope Gloria Allred wins this fight…
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I just choked on my lunch!
“The Bachelorette” is my favorite.