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Your Kid Bit ME!!!!

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Guest blogger Mary Poppins: Let me preface this by saying that I love children, but some children are a nightmare and I blame you, their parent.

furious girl

Now you can always come up with clever excuses, but you know what? I don't really care because yesterday your kid bit me. Now this was not just a little bite, it was a full-on attack launched at me because I was putting her down for the nap you told me she had to have.

Your little angel threw herself at me kicking and screaming, while I was holding one of your 10-month-olds, and pulled my hair. Then she proceeded to bite me through my sweater that left teeth marks. Maybe she has been traumatized by people telling her no before, frankly I don't know the full details and I don't really care since my left arm still hurts and I'm trying to determine if your devil of a daughter actually drew blood and I have to have a rabies shot.

The worst part, though, was your response.

I know you are busy at work and are extremely important with everything resting on your shoulders, but this is your kid and she just turned violent for no reason. When I call, I want you to apologize to me PROFUSELY! I want you to act upset by this incident and when I pick up my next paycheck I want you to give me a large tip. I also want an email apologizing for this incident because it was clear by the lack of surprise in your voice that this is not the first time this has happened and you don't expect it to be the last. Therefore, I know it was nothing that I could have done to her. So please, get her help!


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4 comments so far | Post a comment now
ls February 4, 2009, 10:25 AM

Here’s what I want: I want you to quit, explain calmly the reasons why, and find a family with a parent you can respect. EVERYONE will be better off.

Jenni March 5, 2009, 9:35 AM

One time a friends 3 1/2 year old just came up to my bear leg and bit the my calf causing me to bleed. I hit it on the head with a tickle me elmo! Her mother went nuts at me! I said, you know what your next!

Anonymous March 9, 2009, 9:58 PM

I sat for a family who’s little girl got bit at daycare….. parents need to teach their children better ways to deal with their anger. I think its ridiculous that this mother did not have enough class or manners to apologize for her daughter’s uncalled for behavior.

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