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Dora the Knocked Up Teen Explorer

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Dora has recently gone through an extreme makeover from kid to tween. Are her teen years far behind?

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It happened to Barbie when she got mid-life tramp stamp at 50. And now Dora the Explorer has gone through her own transformation from kid to tween. Some moms have voiced disapproval. Watch out. It might not stop there. What if Nickelodeon rolls out an even older teenage Dora? As we all know the teen years can be rocky. Especially if you're gallivanting all over the world with a monkey who doesn't wear pants.

And then what would happen if Dora got pregnant? According to the National Campaign to Prevent Teen and Unplanned Pregnancy, teen pregnancy is on the rise. You don't have to look any further than Jaimie-Lynn Spears or Bristol Palin for evidence of the Juno Effect. But how on earth would Dora support herself? Don't ask Diego for help. He probably wouldn't be the baby daddy anyway since they're cousins. That leaves Tico, Benny, the Map or Swiper. Honestly, would you trust your daughter alone with that sneaky fox? "Swiper, 'no' means no!!"

Could this possibly be Dora of the future? Gosh, we hope not.
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126 comments so far | Post a comment now
Anonymous April 28, 2010, 7:46 PM

Horrible photochopping.

Anonymous May 18, 2010, 11:45 AM

ummm what the heck is wrong with the world

mirella orozco  May 25, 2010, 6:58 AM

that picture is just giving us hispanics a bad reputation and image saying that we use wellfar and that we get prengnant and we are drunks,and that we are smokers when we are not. we are all had work. we do all the jods that you guys dont want too do. so stop hating on us and giving us a bad reputation.

Christine June 24, 2010, 6:43 AM

Well I don’t think that there is anything wrong with the older tween dora. She doesn’t look like some little hoochie she is pretty covered up i think she shows less skin the little Dora. I haven’t even seen this on tv, I mean they have been talking about tween dora for a while now. Dora the explorer is cute and I think she is a pretty tween I don’t think that they made her look distasteful and we shouldn’t be foucsed sooo much on her looks but on the story line of the show as long as they don’t change her morals and values she shouldn’t end up pregnant and on welfare neither is wrong. Welfare is for those who need help financially. Pregnancy can happen when you have sex no matter what the age. I don’t think dora the explorer is going to make your kids have sex and get pregnant therefore this article is absoultely ridiculous. Be the great parents you are and talk to your kids. There is nothing wrong with the new Dora.

Anonymous August 6, 2010, 3:25 PM

wow, some of you really need to get a life on here arguing about dora. And why do tattoos and pregnancy have such negative con.?

Tanii August 27, 2010, 10:47 AM

FAIL.
whichever moms say that this is inappropriate, need to be checked up at a doctors, and preferably, into a mental asylum. Her booty shorts turned into capri tights, her small shirt that reveals her tummy turned into a shirt-dress, and oh no! she is wearing pretty earring. i got earrings when i was 2. what is wrong with her wearing a necklace and flats? you moms have to chill, take a deep breath, and realize that
1)she is covering her body more than before
2)if you STILL don’t like her, CHANGE THE CHANNEL
3)When i was young, my parents didn’t allow me T.V. i was doing mathematics. Aren’t mathematics better than watching ‘educational’ shows?

ALIYA August 28, 2010, 4:23 PM

SERIOUSLY? BECAUSE OF THIS THEY STOPPED THE WHOLE IDEA. I MEAN MOST CHILDREN WONT EVEN BE THINKING ABOUT THAT. I MEAN IF YOUR WORRIED ABOUT YOUR TODDLER THANJUST LET THEM WATCH THE OLD ONE BECAUSE REALLY IF THEY DO WATCH IT IF YOU DID YOUR REASEARSH THEN YOU WOULD KNOW THAT SHE HAS HUMAN FRIENDS ALL GIRLS AND THEY ARE SOLVING MYSTERIES WITH A NON-TALKING WALKING PUPPTY

manda September 5, 2010, 10:58 AM

this beyond racist D: This is so offensive if they want a make a older version of dora they should. They did that for the rugrats. I mean why cuz dora is hispanic then they can just decide what her steps would be. i mean teen pregnancy is one thing but being on wellfare wtf? such ignorance. Not all people who are hispanic are on wellfare most are out making something of there life and not making racist pictures…. And yes I am Mexican and proud!!!!

Anonymous September 26, 2010, 12:40 PM

she’s gunna grow up and have lots of mexican babies, soon the US shall be reconquered from the white imperialist! VIVA LA RECONQUISTA VIVA LA AZTLAN

Anonymous September 26, 2010, 12:41 PM

concerned parents show theur drooling retardation once again, sure do love this society of fear. Oh and it’s natural for your teenage daugthers to want sex deal with it

sue October 25, 2010, 3:32 PM

DORA’s monkey is ok to rape Dora whenever he wants too

sue October 25, 2010, 3:37 PM

DORA needs to have sex , she’s not a little kid any more

fatima November 18, 2010, 9:17 AM

ewww she dum and sooo sexy to

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