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Dora the Knocked Up Teen Explorer

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Dora has recently gone through an extreme makeover from kid to tween. Are her teen years far behind?

It happened to Barbie when she got mid-life tramp stamp at 50. And now Dora the Explorer has gone through her own transformation from kid to tween. Some moms have voiced disapproval. Watch out. It might not stop there. What if Nickelodeon rolls out an even older teenage Dora? As we all know the teen years can be rocky. Especially if you're gallivanting all over the world with a monkey who doesn't wear pants.

And then what would happen if Dora got pregnant? According to the National Campaign to Prevent Teen and Unplanned Pregnancy, teen pregnancy is on the rise. You don't have to look any further than Jaimie-Lynn Spears or Bristol Palin for evidence of the Juno Effect. But how on earth would Dora support herself? Don't ask Diego for help. He probably wouldn't be the baby daddy anyway since they're cousins. That leaves Tico, Benny, the Map or Swiper. Honestly, would you trust your daughter alone with that sneaky fox? "Swiper, 'no' means no!!"

Could this possibly be Dora of the future? Gosh, we hope not.

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Honestly, people? I mean, really? REALLY, though? REALLY? You guys are all pissed b/c she’s growing up… EVERYONE DOES. Get over it. So what she changed? What’s the big deal? Oh, she’s in middle school. So? People will always LOVE Dora and no matter how old she gets, how many kids she has, she will always ALWAYS have fans. Besides, what are the possibilities that she actually does get knocked up? This is NICK JR. We’re talking about.

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