8 Octomom Product Endorsement Ideas

8 Octomom Product Endorsement Ideas

Friday, April 17, 2009

filed under: andrea

Nadya Suleman is trademarking the name "Octo." Get ready for a slew of Octomom merchandise.

Momlogic's Andrea: Octomom is no dummy. The media savvy, self-promoting dynamo is attempting to trademark the "Octo" part of her Octomom nickname. According to reports, she wants to use popular moniker for a line of baby products. That's it?? Come on, Nadya, you've got to think out of the diaper bag ... there's sooooo much more you can do with your growing octo-franchise!

Stretchmark Cream Who better to have their own line of stretch mark cream than a woman whose belly looks like a map of the New York Subway system?	Chopped Octopus Delight your family with delicious Octomom endorsed octopi. Makes up to 8 full meals.
Designer Embryos Be the envy of all your IVF friends with these monogrammed embryos. Guaranteed to implant!	911 Speed Dial Buttons For those nervous moms who like to call 911 anytime!
Pedicure Toe Separators From the mom of 14 who cannot survive without her mani-pedi.	Earplugs Drown out the noise of YOUR brood with Octomom earplugs.
Car Air Freshener What reeks? Not your house, with this handy Octomom air-freshener. It's pungent odor is powerful enough to wipe out the smell of 300 diaper changes a week. Er, at least it'll try.	Wax Lips Pucker up and slap these Octomom wax lips on your puss. One size fits all.