One more prop to help you pimp out your baby ... Baby's First Grill (and we don't mean bar-b-que).
Julie Wolfson: To give or not to give your baby a pacifier: one more topic for moms to debate. My daughters are bit older now. I remember the days when I worried about how much time they had a pacifier in their mouth. Would I pay for it in the future in orthodontic bills? I also remember looking for cute, simply designed pacifiers that wouldn't cover their face too much. If I was taking my baby to a party, I looked for 'binkies' that would match their outfit (silly, yes, I know).
So when I found this website offering some pacifiers of questionable taste, it got me to thinking: Do people really use these for their babies? Or are Billy Bob's Funny Pacifiers just supposed to make us laugh when we are stuck watching a mom-to-be open a zillion presents at yet another baby shower?
So here I give you the Playground Pimp, Baby's First Grill, and the buck-toothed Two Front Teeth. Maybe I will design a beer can baby bottle and a cigar rattle to complete the set.
One 9-year-old took one look at them and said, "That's just mean!"
What do you think ... too cruel or too funny?