If you're like most preschoolers, your calendar is brimming over with birthday party celebrations. Here's how to maintain some composure at your hottest social events, even if you're hopped up on sugar and you've missed your nap.


DO dress for the occasion
You might think it's "cool" or "hip" to show up to a party sporting your peed-on jammies from the night before, but that is just plain tacky. Also, swimsuits are only appropriate for swim parties. And, please, before you get yourself all revved up for a marathon stand-off with your mom, remember, clothes are NEVER optional party attire.

DO keep your hands off of the cake
Don't give in to temptation and shove a handful of cake in your mouth, blow out the candles yourself, or wipe your boogers on the forks. That kind of bad behavior is sure to make your friend burst into tears and inevitably an adult will demand "The Apology." Think about it. Do you really want to deliver a forced "sorry" with a face full of frosting?
 
DON'T keep the birthday gift for yourself
When bringing a gift to a party, be sure to politely hand it over to the birthday boy or girl upon entering the festivities. No grabbing the box, shrieking "It's mine!!!" and running out into traffic.

DON'T drink yourself under the table
... or, for that matter, drink under the table. Yes, the juice boxes will be flowing, but are you going to want to stop what you're doing to get to the potty? If you're not yet potty trained, it's good form to go easy on the liquids -- nothing will make you feel less like a "big boy" than being carted out like a giant baby for a diaper change.  

DO beware the party favors
Generally those little goody bags are filled with useless items that your friend's parents threw together at the last minute -- an assortment of choking hazards and lead-based painted toys.  Upon entering the car to go home, simply dump the contents of the bag on the floor. That way you'll always know where they are. 

DO know when to leave
Do try to coincide your exit with your nap time. But if you absolutely can't put your meltdown on hold, at least try to refrain from punching, kicking, and biting as you're dragged out by your arm. Remember, your friend will have another party next year -- and you don't want to be left out. Make a good impression.

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