Last week's winner Halle Berry better shape up! Or she'll be back in competition with these beauties.

Pam Anderson -- how many times do we have to ask you to put some clothes on?? Pajamas are not appropriate for public. Debra Messing -- her trench coat is made with enough fabric to tent a small village. Jessica Alba -- the 80s were almost three decades ago and no, homeless is not the new black. Marie Osmond -- she's unbe-weavable! Rubina Ali's mom and stepmom -- this pair belong on the Indian "Jerry Springer" show.

Pam Anderson Debra Messing Jessica Alba Marie Osmond Rubina Alis' Mom and Stepmom