Kara and Bikini Girl Face-Off -- Who Won?

Did you miss the battle of the bods? Last night on "American Idol," Bikini Girl returned with some newly bought boobs, but the bigger news? Kara DioGuardi stripped down to her panties, too!
The "American Idol" finale had some crazy surprises, including the return of a newly endowed Bikini Girl. It was immediately clear to everyone, including host Ryan Seacrest, that Bikini Girl had run out and bought herself some boobies. But then, when she started singing and judge Kara DioGuardi came out, the "battle of the bods" party really got started. You don't want to miss this!
What did YOU think?
It was the best moment of the night. My husband and I were both laughing and cheering as Kara schooled bikini-boob in performing. I thought Kara looked very classy in her black dress, but I absolutely roared (and became a fan) when she did the tear-away to show her own smoking-hot bikini bod.
There are a few people who believe that bikini-boob’s microphone was turned down when Kara began to sing, but they are mistaken. Kara simply had the pipes to blow away bikini-boob’s mediocre singing skills.
I wish someone would interview bikini-boob so we could have more fodder. She’s become this year’s punch-line, lmao.
Bikini girl is a nasty skank. Kara rose in my estimation last night!
yawn…
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Kara won, hands down. Much better voice and body. Didn’t like her much before last night, but now I am a fan!