Holy Pancakes! Virgin Mary Seen on Griddle

Associated Press: The hottest thing on the griddle at the Las Palmas restaurant these days isn't the food -- it's the image of Our Lady of Guadalupe that a cook says she saw on the griddle.
Among the awe-struck was a group of masked Mexican wrestlers who arrived Thursday for an exhibition at a nearby swap meet.
One, known as Mr. Tempest, says: "This is amazing. It's a true miracle."
Since the discovery, the griddle has been taken out of service and placed in a shrine in a storage room.
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Our family awoke this morning to the excited cries of our four year old Timmy. Sure enough when we went in the bathroom we found he had pooped in the shape of Our Lady of Nitwits and Other Deluded Morons.
“It’s a miracle!” my wife cried.
We have since turned our upstairs toilet into a shrine. All the neighbors are coming by for a look and prayers. Hopefully no one will flush by mistake…