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Seven "Jon and Kate Plus 8" Spin-Off Shows

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What will become of "Jon and Kate Plus 8" if the two end up divorced? Here are a few guesses.

Momlogic's Andrea:
The toll of raising eight kiddies under the watchful glare of the cameras has proven too much for the Gosselins. Rumors, accusations, and incriminating pictures all point to Jon's infidelity with a 23-year-old teacher. Now Kate has allegedly jumped on the cheatin' bandwagon and is canoodling with her bodyguard.

TLC, the producers of "Jon and Kate Plus 8," couldn't be happier.

But what happens when the put-upon parents finally split up? Yippee!! It's spin-off time!

Jon and Kate Plus 8 1) Jon and Kate Child Custody Divorce Court
More compelling and sure to last longer than the O.J. trial. The divorce proceedings for the Gosselins will be a must-see. Watch each week as they try to divvy up the spoils of their reality show fame and bicker over child custody. Join in the fun! Take a drink every time Kate's threatened with contempt of court when she doesn't get her way!
Jon and Kate Plus 8 2) Jon Plus 8 Whores
Eventually Jon's relationship with the 23-year-old fizzles. Alone and on the prowl, Jon visits the famous Bunny Ranch in Nevada for some eight-on-one action.
Jon and Kate Plus 8 3) Executive Producer and an Assistant Director Plus 8
While Jon and Kate are gallivanting around cheating on each other, who's watching the kids?! The only people who care whether the family stays together, of course: The show's producers and staff!! With their parents out of the picture, the kids start bonding with the crew. When the twins start calling one of the female PAs "Mommy" in front of Kate, all hell breaks loose.
jonwhores.jpg 4) The Bodyguard Remake
In the roles of Whitney Houston and Kevin Costner, Kate and her bodyguard/lover, Steve Neild. The plot: Even though Kate and Steve are newlyweds, he's still on the job protecting his new bride and her 8 kids ... but who's protecting Steve? Intrigue abounds as the Gosselin children plot to knock off their new stepfather.

Jon and Kate Plus 8 5) Sergeant Kate Gosselin's Boot Camp
Kate's iron-fisted rule over her eight tots has rendered her the most famous control freak on earth -- making her the perfect candidate to get some new army recruits off to a good start. Just ask her kids -- when Kate yells "Come on, you maggots, drop and give me 20!!," she means it. 

tempation-island-goss.jpg 6) Jon and Kate Visit Temptation Island
Jon and Kate are placed on a secluded island with the objects of their alleged philandering: The teacher and the bodyguard. Massive amounts of alcohol is served. Who will give into temptation first?

nadya-suleman-jon.jpg 7) Jon Minus Kate Plus the Octomom
Who could possibly understand the challenges of raising a gaggle of multiples -- and is currently unattached? Yep, Nadya Suleman is a perfect match for Jon. Follow the two as they try to juggle Nadya's kids, Jon's visitation schedule, and Nadya's collagen injection appointments.

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9 comments so far | Post a comment now
Beth in SF May 19, 2009, 5:32 PM

I liked the idea from SNL “John plus 4 and Kate plus 4”.

Tina May 19, 2009, 6:23 PM

Jon and Kate plus whores… funny

Mary May 19, 2009, 8:21 PM

Jon and Kate…Date!
yes that’s right, this new reality show follows Jon and Kate as they date other people! Hilarious antics abound especially when they reveal to their 1st dates they have 8 kids!!

sara May 20, 2009, 4:27 AM

i like this on Jon and Kateā€¦Date!

NB May 20, 2009, 7:30 AM

hahahaha….but so true!

Miss Behavin May 20, 2009, 11:22 AM

Yes, those would indeed be some incredible spin-off shows.

But, what about the two of them moving to California or New York or maybe even New Jersey to participate in a more adult reality show like, say, The Real Housewives?

They have both publically proclaimed their love of cosmetic surgery and I think it would be fun to see Kate in a cat fight with the other housewives while Jon runs around trying to bang all of ‘em.

Whaddaya think?

Jessica May 21, 2009, 4:14 PM

Ya’ll are disgusting. I can’t believe the glee over a family breaking up. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

kennyb May 22, 2009, 6:29 PM

Lighten up jessica. They both agreed to do the show. Knowing full well the pressure it would put on them. And Kate saying “The tabloids are ruining my life” Careful what you wish for……

Anonymous May 25, 2009, 10:22 AM

This is terrible!!!

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