Diane Mizota: Oh, reality TV moms, we just can't help ourselves but to highlight your most outrageous mom moments of the week.

Dina, a Real Housewife of New Jersey, kicks things off with the textbook example of How Not to Send Your Daughter Off on a European Vacation, which entails disease hysteria, forbidding water parks, and crying one's eyes out.

Then there's Stacey, star of TV Land's "The Cougar" and mother of 4, accepting a marriage proposal from 23-year-old Jimmy. You can almost tell that she's saying yes just to placate the producers and justify the obscene product placement on the ring, not because she's actually gonna marry this dude who, coincidentally, is the same age as her daughter. Insert cougar sound effect here.

And lastly, there's our dear Kate Gosselin, practically refusing to partake of her own birthday cake, all in the name of her ever-growing, self-imposed celebrity vanity. Oh, just eat a piece of cake, woman!

Diane Mizota is an accomplished TV host, actor, writer and producer who began her career as a professional dancer. She is a first-time mom who currently lives in Los Angeles with her husband and toddler son.