Mothers, protect your children!Momlogic's Momstrosity: Like all hard-working mothers, I strive diligently to protect my child from harm. It's a full-time job. In that spirit, here are a few recommendations of people to keep away from your kids at all costs. You'll thank me later.
1) Trekkie Dad
2) Jindrich Faltyny
Knife-throwing is a noble profession, but this guy uses his own daughter for target practice. Leave your kids alone with him and they could be next.
Although he is not technically a person, if your kids picked up any of this sickeningly sweet dinosaur's traits, you might be forced to disown them.
4) Doug Leavy, Insurance Salesman
In his "training video" to teach what it takes to be an insurance salesman, Mr. Leavy stresses the importance of interpersonal and communication skills -- while devoid of any personality whatsoever. Unless you need help getting your kids to fall asleep, keep this guy at arm's length.
5) Bill O'Reilly
Political views aside, dude's got a temper. Check out his tantrum that rivals that of any three-year-old. (Warning: explicit language.)
6) Marguerite Perrin
"Trading Spouses"'s self-proclaimed God Warrior's rants will scare the devil out of your kids -- if her fashion sense doesn't do it first.
7) Elise Tan-Roberts, Genius
At two years old, Elise Tan-Roberts is reported to have one of the world's highest IQs. Want to cripple your kid's self-esteem? Let 'em hang out with "Miss Smarty Pants" for a day.
8) The Shrimp Woman
She beats out the meanest of the mean when she dangles a crustacean in this terrified little girl's face. ALL children should take out a restraining order on this nasty biatch.
9) First Ever Ronald McDonald
This vintage Mickey D. spokesperson is the prototype for all scary-ass creepy clowns to come.
10) Tom Cruise