Divide and Conquer Your Knockers

Divide and Conquer Your Knockers

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

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Would you shove this gadget between your breasts?

Momlogic's Momstrosity: I've never had large breasts. Well, once -- right when my milk came in after giving birth to my daughter. At that point, they were as big as my head. Even my husband was traumatized by their freakish proportions. But I don't think that boob blip in time really counts. I know having massive ta-tas is no bouncy walk in the park. Friends of mine complain of being overly "blessed" in the boob department -- everything from bra-buying difficulties to backaches -- but I had no idea it was also difficult to sleep. This fact was not overlooked by the creators of Kush -- a metal bar covered in rubber that you place between your breasts so you and your boobs can get a good night's rest. There are stipulations, says the website, for the product to actually help: you must be a "side-sleeper," with a C cup or larger, and an innate willingness to part with 40 bucks.

Unable to tell if this is a genius idea or a vat of snake oil, I asked one of my friends who actually has breasts if she'd sleep with one of these disturbingly phallic-shaped items in her cleavage. "Absolutely not," laughed my double-D friend and mom of one. "The last thing I want, as a large-breasted momma, is another thing touching me!"

What do you think of Kush: genius or garbage?

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I’m a D and always sleep on my side and have never felt like I needed something in between to sleep better. No, I wouldn’t buy it.

- Anonymous

Posted 07/28/09 07:25 AM

I’m a DD and side sleeping is easy. They need to invent something to make stomach sleeping more comfortable.

- Briellis

Posted 07/28/09 07:40 AM

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- joe

Posted 07/28/09 10:05 AM

If I hadn’t checked it out, I would have guessed that a man designed this. They are more than a little phallic and like something from a blue movie.

- redmum

Posted 07/28/09 11:26 AM

Ha, the only time I was ever able to sleep well on my tummy was when I had one of the “first generation” waterbeds. Of course the fact that the waves would continue for a couple of minutes after my husband rolled over kinda spoiled it.

- ame i.

Posted 07/28/09 02:10 PM

DD here and I have been sleeping with a towel between my breasts for years. If I don’t I wake up covered in sweat cause my breasts are heavy and hot. The towel seems to work so why pay $40 for a gadget. But if they give it to me for free, I’d try it!

- Anonymous

Posted 07/28/09 03:24 PM

D cup here and I sleep with a body pillow wedged between mine…I’d be willing to give it a try and see if it works! Could definitely be worth it.

- RachelAZ

Posted 07/30/09 02:25 AM

I saw this once in a magazine and thought someone stole my idea. I have slept with a pillow in between my breasts for years. I can’t stand when the touch while I’m sleeping.

- Jackie

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