Would you shove this gadget between your breasts?
Momlogic's Momstrosity: I've never had large breasts. Well, once -- right when my milk came in after giving birth to my daughter. At that point, they were as big as my head. Even my husband was traumatized by their freakish proportions. But I don't think that boob blip in time really counts. I know having massive ta-tas is no bouncy walk in the park. Friends of mine complain of being overly "blessed" in the boob department -- everything from bra-buying difficulties to backaches -- but I had no idea it was also difficult to sleep. This fact was not overlooked by the creators of Kush -- a metal bar covered in rubber that you place between your breasts so you and your boobs can get a good night's rest. There are stipulations, says the website, for the product to actually help: you must be a "side-sleeper," with a C cup or larger, and an innate willingness to part with 40 bucks.
Unable to tell if this is a genius idea or a vat of snake oil, I asked one of my friends who actually has breasts if she'd sleep with one of these disturbingly phallic-shaped items in her cleavage. "Absolutely not," laughed my double-D friend and mom of one. "The last thing I want, as a large-breasted momma, is another thing touching me!"
What do you think of Kush: genius or garbage?