Plus, your girlfriend is 22! And she's the DAUGHTER of the plastic surgeon who performed the tummy tuck on Kate. Ew!
Wouldn't it be a better idea to spend quality time with your kids instead of chain-smoking with your gal pal in Cannes?
While you're getting your "oo la la" on, Kate is running errands with YOUR EIGHT KIDS (remember them?) and taking them on a picnic ... all with her wedding ring still on!
Yes, I know you are entitled to have a life. But doing what you're doing just THREE WEEKS after announcing your divorce is as tacky as your wardrobe.
Do everyone a favor and keep it in your Ed Hardy pants!