I never thought I would be saying this, but in our tireless search to save a buck or two, have we gone too far?

Recession Mama: It has come to my attention that the 99 cents only store in Beverly Hills, Calif. (I know, I know, that's a whole other blog.) will be offering 99 cent weddings on September 9, 2009. An ordained minister will be present to conduct the ceremony. Table decorations AND BRIDAL GOWNS will be created from items in the store. I'm picturing Fruit of the Loom undershirts fashioned into some sort of sarong and a roll of Sparkle paper towels for the veil. Maybe a bouquet made from business-size envelopes.

What about the food? I have the 99 cent store cookbook and there's not much I would want to make from it, let alone serve at a wedding. Good God -- is this the end of civilization as we know it? Don't get me wrong -- although it appeals to my kitschy side, something about just doesn't sit quite right. But hey, if it's for you, call (323) 881-1247 before August 24 and you may be one of the lucky nine chosen!

A former state deputy attorney general and current stay-at-home mom, Recession Mama Michele Ashamalla has three kids and ten years of experience stretching one salary to cover the necessities and more. She's all about saving money whenever you can, so you have it to spend on whatever you want!