Crocheted Childbirth Craft ... Creepy

Homemade gets hideous.
The site esty.com has become wildly popular for people searching for unique homemade goods. Now a new website called regretsy.com is capitalizing on the fact that there are some real stinkers among etsy's amazing inventory. The Childbirth Education Doll Pattern is a stellar example. You buying it?

Hahahahaha that’s so funny! Who comes up with this stuff?
I know I should have paid attention more when my mom was trying to teach me how to crochet. LOL
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Ok I have seen a lot of things in my time, but that is just plain weird.