Contractually Obligated NOT to Dance Sexy

High schools are attempting to bump explicit dancing from the dance floor.
There are THREE things you can count on. Death, taxes, and the fact that adults will be horrified by the way teenagers dance. Bumping and grinding have been common dance moves on high school dance floors -- until now.
Southern California is cracking down on sexually explicit dances by forcing teens to sign contracts that say they'll forgo the bumping and grinding if they plan to attend the homecoming dance.
The stipulations include: "No touching breasts, buttocks or genitals. No straddling each
others' legs. Both feet on the floor," and "When dancing back to front,
all dancers must remain upright -- no sexual bending is allowed -- i.e., no
hands on knees and no hands on the dance floor with your buttocks
touching your dance partner."
Who are these new contracts trying to protect? Presumably the children. But Karen Sternheimer, a USC sociologist, pointed out to the Los Angeles Times that the
height of the "freak-dancing" craze happened at the same time that teen sex, teen pregnancy, and teen rape statistics were in sharp decline.
Do you think this contract will hinder the dirty dancing craze?
Well, that’d mean:
no Chachacha, no Quickstep, no Tango, no Jive, no….
But it’s an easy way to avoid all the bull - just don’t sign, and you’ve got a bit of free time… ;-)
BTW - what happens, if your dress slips up a little bit during the dance and this wakes a monitor’s ire? You’re out and your parents have exactly 30 Minutes to pick you up… So they better remain in the cars on the curb during the event…
To cite the everlasting Bugs Bunny: “What a maroon!”
Police state usa.
Better start changing the text books some more to make sure dancing is made to seem evil, dirty, and most of all unamerican.
That’s so strict! I can understand the humping and the touching of personal parts, but SERIOUSLY! “Stand upright!Both feet on the floor!” When your that age, all life is aboyut is having fun,so just Let them be kids and enjoy life.








we have had these at our school in maryland for years.