Watch out, Build a Bear ... there's a new teddy in town.
First, we told you about the mom who ate her placenta. Now new moms have another option: making a teddy bear out of it! No, we're not kidding.
Alex Green's "Twin Teddy Kit" enables preparation of the placenta so it may be transformed into a teddy bear. The placenta must be cut in half and rubbed with sea salt to cure it. After it is dried out, it is treated with an emulsifying mixture of tannin and egg yolk to make it soft and pliable. Then, you craft it into a teddy bear.
Wow ... we're speechless. What do YOU think?