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This Pacifier Totally "Sucks"

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Now your baby can join the vampire trend too!

lil vampire halloween pacifier

New moms can now thrust the country's vampire obsession onto a new generation with a pacifier that comes with fangs. That's right -- there's no time like the present to start your kid on an inevitable Twilight obsession.

And women who are just planning to get pregnant can still partake because the vampire trend doesn't appear to be going away anytime soon.

Sure, it doesn't make breastfeeding seem appealing (ouch!), but your baby will have a Halloween costume from infancy to 100 years!

The pacifier is $6.99 on Amazon. The mockery your baby will endure is free.

Tell us: Would you buy this pacifier for your baby?

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2 comments so far | Post a comment now
Jaylyn May 21, 2011, 4:47 AM

AKAIK you’ve got the aenwsr in one!

Milly May 22, 2011, 11:47 AM

What a joy to find soeomne else who thinks this way.

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