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Wear Your Vajayjay Around Your Neck

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Show the world you're ALL woman with handmade jewelry of your vagina.


It's hard to know what to say about this jewelry we found on the genius website Regretsy, so we'll let the real description do the talking:

Each piece is an original, one of a kind hand sculpted image of its owner to remind her that regardless of what the world and the people in it may tell her: she is beautiful.

Send or e-mail 2-3 photos of your Yoni to:

If you are not comfortable sending pictures, you also have the option of sending me a description of your Yoni.

In your description please include:

  • The shape of your inner and outer labia
  • colors
  • how much or how little your inner labia extend out from your outer labia
  • how well hidden your clitoris is, is it heavily hooded or can you see it fairly easily?

How many do you think the seller has sold?

48 comments so far | Post a comment now
chris October 21, 2009, 7:13 AM

This is soooo disgusting!!!

Reenie October 21, 2009, 9:13 AM

This is so gross. I can’t imagine any woman wanting to actually wear this crap! That’s not even close to anything I’d wear around my neck…

None October 21, 2009, 10:02 AM

The far left one is dying!

abbi October 21, 2009, 10:18 AM

eww. it is so gross how women have pink-to-grey vaginas.
gross gross gross.

the only one that’s cute is the perfect little pink one.
just like mine.

ewww i would puke if i had to face some pinky-salmony-grey coloured poon.


Jerry  October 21, 2009, 10:33 AM

Ladies, forget about this crap and just flash us the real thing.

Jim October 21, 2009, 10:36 AM

Hey, these are great for job interviews!

Helen October 21, 2009, 11:04 AM

Real Class

Anonymous October 21, 2009, 11:40 AM

where does momlogic find these things?

Momof2 October 21, 2009, 11:48 AM

I am at a loss for words; a first one for me: Yikes!!!

mw October 21, 2009, 1:07 PM


Anonymous October 21, 2009, 1:33 PM


MrsSesshoumaru October 21, 2009, 3:24 PM

abbi- Why not educate yourself - female genitals come in different sizes, shapes and colors. Did it ever occur to you that the darker the skin tone a woman has, that her genitals will match in some respect?

Grow up!

Regarding this article, yeah its “out there” and not something I’d wear in public, or anywhere for that matter.

Fish Taco October 21, 2009, 7:27 PM

Please to meet you..wanna see my vajayjay!

Amy October 23, 2009, 8:14 PM

That is so full of fail.

TweetDeckTV October 24, 2009, 7:00 PM

Yes, I too am questioning just how one encounters this subject matter. I spend a lot of time rifling through the webosphere, but I’ve never once googled “poon tags”, “vagi-gems”, or “labia-laces”.

drea October 25, 2009, 10:14 PM

oh my gosh. i can’t stop laughing. oh my.

Anonymous November 23, 2009, 11:12 AM

omg lady’s relax its HILARIOUS , and if people find it funny & interesting why not…
yeah actually there’s all kinds of Vagina’s and they are all unique & different @ the end we are all the same ;-)

Zroya April 20, 2010, 12:47 AM

abbi. as a woman you should be ashamed to talk that way.

its ppl like you and comments like that that give women issues about their bodies.

saw a doco once called ‘the perfect vagina’ (i think) and it was horrible, all about how women get full on surgery, vagina lifts all because they have been fed this bull about what ALL vaginas should look like. we are all different and just coz yours is one way doesn’t mean everyones is.

that being said, i wouldnt wear these.

Anonymous April 20, 2010, 12:52 AM

Anyone now see the ancient link between orchids and female genetalia?

Now, I’m wondering how may people I’ve put off of looking at orchid flowers…

Cait April 20, 2010, 12:52 AM

Gosh :S

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