Man desperate for sex calls 911 hoping for some kinky emergency dispatcher action.

Well, one thing you can say about Joshua Basso, he's resourceful. When the 29-year-old was on the prowl for sex but ran out of minutes on his cell phone, he dialed the only free number he could think of: 911. The female operator on the other end was not amused, and hung up -- but Basso kept calling back. Finally, the operator managed to trick Basso into giving her his address by feigning interest in a hook-up. At one point, Basso asks the savvy operator if she has nice breasts and she replies, "You tell me where you are and maybe I can show you."

Here's an excerpt from the call (or a primer on how NOT to pick up girls).

Operator: "911, what's your emergency?"

Basso: "What's up?"

Basso: "You gonna come and see me?"

Operator: "Yeah! Give me your address."

Basso: "Yeah? What are you gonna do when you come here?"

Operator: "Huh?"

Basso: "Huh? Are you gonna pull down your pants?"

Basso: "You got a nice butt? Huh?"

Operator: "You tell me your name, maybe we can talk more. But you don't
tell me your name, I'm hanging up."

Check out The Smoking Gun for an excerpt of the NSFW 911 call.